em🍉

[endthewest @bookdellector]

nobody does it like him

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

keys are being jingled that have never been jingled before

[em🍉 @eam4_]

Iain and Boman 💖

[em🍉 @eam4_]

I’m tired of seeing Whitney everywhere :(

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

#TheTraitorsUS cast is here!!!

[Foreskin and Seven Inches Ago @redrummarts]

Both are addicted to pornography

[anum @anumunana]

ur bf on Instagram replying to drakes story with heart emojis

[Mars @luvmvrs]

They don’t make white boys like this anymore

[(Sarah) سارة @sarsaraaaaah]

this show never won any emmys and has aged beautifully

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

Guy got a front row seat to how privatisation fucked the UK and killed its State capacity to do basically anything, and then thought: "Canada needs this".

[𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊𝚑 𝚐𝚛𝚒𝚏𝚏 @hannahgriff]

when my manager asks me for an update on the project I forgot existed

[World's Dopest Honkey @WeldinMF]

Wife: Did you hear that noise?

Me remembering the Dr. Pepper I put in the freezer to cool down real fast 6 hours ago

[NDP Rose Caucus @ndprosecaucus]

"You watch, Avi Lewis will be out with a hammer and sickle on [privatizing airports].”

[Kuba Swift @kubaswift]

Pink, Netenyahu and Gal Gadot at the Ed Sheeran Tour

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

zohran mamdani, the mayor of all muslim’s according to kyle kuzma the first nba player with cte

[tweet deleter @BrittanytB]

Turtle at the zoo waiting for lettuce

[em🍉 @eam4_]

My goat

[🍄 shroom socialist @shroomsocialist]

.@zackfox predicted Ed Sheeran as a psyop #COINTEDPRO

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

>US military in shambles and will have to leave the middle east
>the UK is about to balkanize
>the saudis have no oil

[gwad @gl99dys]

asking every hyrox athlete i encounter if they are a public pooper from now on... thank you hyrox poop lady for the ammunition to fight back against one of the most irritating groups of people ever