Ean Meyer - @eanmeyer.bsky.social

Doing my best to make security and the world a bit brighter

[Ean Meyer - @eanmeyer.bsky.social @EanMeyer]

@woofknight Yes. I do believe I need to watch some Malcolm Reynolds being Malcolm Reynolds.

[Ean Meyer - @eanmeyer.bsky.social @EanMeyer]

Probably going to take as long and as far a hiatus from the Internet as possible. Please everyone stay safe and reach out privately if you need me. Take care of yourself and those near you. This is all you or anyone can do right now. I hope to find more hopeful thoughts soon.

[Ean Meyer - @eanmeyer.bsky.social @EanMeyer]

@failOpen I’m sorry. I really am.

[Ean Meyer - @eanmeyer.bsky.social @EanMeyer]

They need to find whomever did this and prosecute them to the fullest extent of the law. This is nothing short of terrorism. Vote for who you want, but you don’t deserve your freedom if this is how you use it.

[Robert Graham @robertgraham]

Bomb threats have caused the temporary closing of polling places in Fulton county.
https://t.co/W908A5thnk

[Ean Meyer - @eanmeyer.bsky.social @EanMeyer]

@BourbonInExile Same

[Ean Meyer - @eanmeyer.bsky.social @EanMeyer]

@TimMedin I switched to street level heroin about 20 minutes ago.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Doug Emhoff Forced To Sit In Corner Of Election Party After Getting Too Hyper https://t.co/IllS1M7iRK

[Ean Meyer - @eanmeyer.bsky.social @EanMeyer]

@medus4_cdc Same. I’m not a fan of this stuff, but there is just no way that’s her. The images where she’s smiling and laughing. The mouth is completely different. Further, in public at least she’s always pictured with that runway model glare thing she does.

[Ean Meyer - @eanmeyer.bsky.social @EanMeyer]

@theonion is back baybeeeee. This is comedy gold using the live stream medium to make the joke. I stared with a huge grin just marveling at the premise then started laughing at the gags you can catch.

https://t.co/kihS40mpNG

[Ean Meyer - @eanmeyer.bsky.social @EanMeyer]

@MalwareJake Pssst… look at Mr. Fancy Pants given zip ties! Must be nice to have a budget!

[Ean Meyer - @eanmeyer.bsky.social @EanMeyer]

Also, one of my favorite scenes. @jonathansfrakes does a phenomenal job showing how the Riker they know has been completely shattered. The gravity it gives to the situation is palpable. They know Riker. To break like this means his experience is beyond their comprehension.

[Rocketgirl 🚀 @Rocket_Grrrl]

Mood.

[Ean Meyer - @eanmeyer.bsky.social @EanMeyer]

It me. I try. Sometimes I’m more helpful than others. 😊

[poorly drawn lines @PDLComics]

always be there

[Ean Meyer - @eanmeyer.bsky.social @EanMeyer]

@BentleyAudrey @LitMoose

[𝔅͛𝔯͛𝔦͛𝔞͛𝔫͛ ͛𝔚͛𝔥͛𝔢͛𝔩͛𝔱͛𝔬͛𝔫͛ @brianwhelton]

#USPresidentialElection2024

[DC407 @dcg407]

Remember, it's not too late to go vote! If you're in line before the polls close, you have a legal right to vote. Polls are open until 7pm in Florida.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

ELECTION ALERT: Still Too Early To Know Which Minority To Scapegoat

ONN political analyst Jason Copeland breaks down why it's still too early to say exactly which racial and ethnic minority groups will be to blame for each political party's shortcomings this election.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Neuralink Patient Unable To Stop Hand From Voting For Trump
https://t.co/xCWJORESpR

[Ean Meyer - @eanmeyer.bsky.social @EanMeyer]

For the uninitiated, enjoy a master actor at the top of their craft utterly failing in hilariously different ways to say penguins. https://t.co/M7ho8pqKwl

[Ean Meyer - @eanmeyer.bsky.social @EanMeyer]

And this is why Bendersnack Cumerborge pronounces them “Pengwengs”.