David Stangl

[Alfie @alfie_t8]

I don’t even want this level of realism in real life

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Every parent needs a moment alone, and this hamster is no exception

[David @dqveed]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment see

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

Please: be respectful of the host nation’s culture and traditions

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Bear tries to scratch some more but misses the tree

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

The fact that a dog took this photo makes it even more impressive.

[Hans Fiene 🦬 @HansFiene]

Sorry, but there's no way you're building a billion mile long ship for sixteen dollars

[@scottjshapiro.bsky.social @scottjshapiro]

DO YOU SING?

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

"Lemon, I'm sure you're aware of the Great-American-State-Fair's unfortunate cancellations. Nevertheless we still have Vanilla Ice, Milli, and the state of Florida"
*Tracy walks in with blue skin*
"LIZ LEMON, I FELL ASLEEP IN THE LINCOLN REFLECTING POOL AND THEY PAINTED OVER ME"

[Django Gold @django]

watching Indiana Jones for the first time, do archaeologists typically kill this many people?

[The San Andreas Fault @sanandreafault]

Hi, it's me, I'm the reason

[BowTiedYukon @BowTiedYukon]

I’ll be switching to Tito’s vodka for post workout recovery from deadly Fairlife Core Power protein shakes. Huge thank you to the Oasis app for the help in this decision

[Austin Lieberman @LiebermanAustin]

Thanks to the @oasishealthapp I’ve switched from poisonous FairLife Protein Milk to Bourbon and I can’t even begin to explain how much healthier I feel.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I dislike most of you.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

terrible. 20 yrs ago, the internet was full of hobbyist blogs and forums. over time, these have been replaced by paywalled substacks and private discord channels, each a walled garden. google's decision to prioritize AI just makes it less likely ppl will create free, public info

[sarah @sceptoire]

Laura Stacey i am extremely endeared by your southern ontario franglais

[Eden Marie @neonepiphany]

Still fascinated by the idea that someone, somewhere, may have ever eaten SPAM in the manner depicted on the can

[Avery Edison @aedison]

today on the streetcar the man sitting across from me ended what seemed like an important business call with “well, as snoopy would say: gawrsh!” then he frowned, looked at me, mouthed “goofy?”, I nodded, then he said “I’m just being goofy!” and hung up, and gave me a thumbs up

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

[Tree @ATree_Official]

Sometimes i regret giving oxygen to humans