CryptoEarl 📈

[John Mangun @mangunonmarkets]

A 700,000-ton domestic rice shortfall sounds manageable until every neighbor faces the same problem and closes their export doors.
We spent decades treating heavy import dependence as smart policy.
That illusion is ending.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Americans are now going to pay $300,000,000,000 to reopen the Hormuz Strait that was fully open in the first place.

[CryptoEarl 📈 @earl_crypto]

@IRGC_IRAN_News Only US ships must pay the service fee

[Covie @covie_93]

BREAKING: United States becomes the first country in history to pay $300 billion to a country they defeated 50 times in one war.

[Blaze 🪽🕯️ @blazeblair_]

hi guys! nag ccrave rin ba kayo ng potato corner ngayon? 😭

[David Keyes @DavidMKeyes]

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS THE TEXT OF THE IRAN DEAL

[David Keyes @DavidMKeyes]

A difficult decision, but I, too, have decided to pretend to stop enriching uranium in exchange for $300 billion

[David Keyes @DavidMKeyes]

I, too, have decided not to build nukes in exchange for $300 billion

[CryptoEarl 📈 @earl_crypto]

Kailangan pa tuloy i-cite yung Baltao v Falcis bago sabihin yung “pakyu kayo nga gago”

[Tyler @TylerDurden]

Himalayan Pink salt is not from the Himalayan mountains by the way… it’s Pakistan Pink Salt but that wouldn’t sell in the west so they change the name.

You’re welcome.

[CryptoEarl 📈 @earl_crypto]

@GlobalWatchClub B

[CryptoEarl 📈 @earl_crypto]

@Cycling_Kingdom Murderer

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: US oil prices crash below $81/barrel after Pakistan announces that the US and Iran have reached a peace deal.

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

Retards protested vehicle emissions, so a guy mass produced electric cars. The same retards now protest him for profiting by solving their issue.

[CryptoEarl 📈 @earl_crypto]

@F1 @ScuderiaFerrari 🐐

[CryptoEarl 📈 @earl_crypto]

@Roadman_Podcast Riding without a computer

[CryptoEarl 📈 @earl_crypto]

@whale6x $200k

[Giga Based Dad @GigaBasedDad]

😂

[CryptoEarl 📈 @earl_crypto]

@Mikk_MV33 Lestrol

[NoLimit @NoLimitGains]

It blows my mind how many people are complaining that Elon became the first trillionaire.

First, most of it is paper wealth tied to equity in his companies. He could not turn it into real cash without dumping shares, which would crash the price and shrink his net worth massively.

“But he can borrow against his shares.” Sure he can. That does not make him richer. A loan still has to be paid back, the shares stay pledged as collateral the entire time, and if the price drops he gets margin called. He’s just leveraging paper.

You would be much richer holding $1 million in cash than owning 25% of a company worth $4 million, even though both equal $1 million on paper.

Second, come on. He actually changed the world. A lot of these people complaining drive electric cars because they care about emissions. Those cars would not be mainstream if Elon had not built Tesla. Millions of people in rural and remote areas have internet because of Starlink. SpaceX is the only reason NASA is not still paying Russia to send astronauts to the ISS.

You can hate the man. You can hate his politics. But pretending he is not one of the most consequential entrepreneurs of our lifetime is just dishonest.