Metta World Pete

#1 super fan of whichever team is doing the best in their respective sport.

[Metta World Pete @earles89]

@CodyBrownBets Aiyuk 89 Addison 37

[fredesque @FredTaming]

im sorry but if i’m crossing a desert on a horse with no name, i won’t be able to help myself, im naming the horse

[trash jones @jzux]

(me as a camel) ok one more straw would probably be fine

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

Steve Nash watching the Nets get cooked by the Kings

[philip matarese @philorphilip]

The oldest squirrel live to 23. So there could be a squirrel out there that remembers 9/11 and perhaps even saw She's All That in theaters. Pretty cool.

[kim @KimmyMonte]

my glass coffin company “remains to be seen” is not doing as well as i thought it would.

[wint @dril]

Bad news folks! i waited in line for 16 hours to see the queen. But by the time i got there she was fuckin DEAD!!!!!!

[Metta World Pete @earles89]

@JabNFL

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

oh your boyfriend’s a doctor? well my boyfriend is now the coach of an imaginary football team for the next 4 months

[Metta World Pete @earles89]

My friend makes dope custom clothing, check it out!

[DarkApparel @DarkAppar3l]

🩸R E D R U M 🩸
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#basscoast #festivalstyle #upcycled #killingit #campbellriver #westcoast #customclothes #edmfashion #ethicalfashion
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📸: @earles89

[DarkApparel @DarkAppar3l]

Festival Inspired StreetWear.
Ethically HandMade.
DM To Purchase
#fashion #edm #ooak #handmade #ethicalfashion #vancouver

[Drew (some assembly required) @dmc1138]

Cats don’t like fireworks either. They just aren’t little bitches about it.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Classic kitten trick: send out the smallest, cutest one to sucker someone in and then… BAM reveal that they need to adopt all 12 of ya. Works every time.

[Kyle Porter @KylePorterNS]

Rory's drives today.

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[Gale Na @poisonjr]

THE KILLERS: i got soul,

ME, ABOUT TO TAKE A BIG SIP OF WATER: ah, he must be a soldier

[Metta World Pete @earles89]

Asking for a friend

[wint @dril]

would you let a man named "Porno Pete" do your taxes

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

I fucking dare someone to slap me while I'm on stage. Try me. Slap me and see what happens. I dare you. Spit in my mouth. Call me a little joke pig. Doesn't even have to be on stage. It could be in a motel room. By the airport. I dare you. Slap me in a motel room by the airport.

[Alyaa @AlyaasArt]

I love her take 💯 on not having kids.

[Metta World Pete @earles89]

I was born this way 😔

[Danielle @as_per_danielle]

This is the best dating advice I can give: Never, NEVER date a guy when he’s in his Earl’s phase

[Based Brando @legit_scumbag]

Holy shit lmaooooooooo