Madelyn Clair

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

my favourite consequence of the covid-19 societal lockdown is aquarium penguins roaming around freely and when this is all over I for one welcome them as our new overlords

[Seth Meyers @sethmeyers]

“I Think You Should Leave” is 1) A perfect six episode sketch show available to watch on @netflix and 2) a great thing to say to people refusing to social distance

[Madelyn Clair @eatyourPEEZ]

It’s too early in the year to have to make small talk about how cold it is with Uber drivers. Am I expected to continue this nonsense until March?

[Madelyn Clair @eatyourPEEZ]

Live look at me listening to Homecoming

[Madelyn Clair @eatyourPEEZ]

The amount of Dad jokes I had to make about the weather to co workers today was a full time job in itself

[Jenny Hagel @jennyhagel]

How do I catch this?

[Seth Meyers @sethmeyers]

This is not a movie but despite this it is my favorite Christmas movie. "You don't know me? You know me" Is my favorite line from any movie.

[Michael Pisanelli @MPeezanelly]

@nnugent97 @KevinHart4real @TheAcademy IM STILL FREE

[Michael Pisanelli @MPeezanelly]

I’ll do it

[Madelyn Clair @eatyourPEEZ]

For the love of God everyone stop asking your parents about putting a turkey in a microwave. We get it. They have common sense.

[Rob Sand @RobSandIA]

Well, off the top of my head, there was Jesus.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

the world is dark and the only thing giving me life is this

[Madelyn Clair @eatyourPEEZ]

I don’t think I will ever wrap my head around this:

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Same.

Yup. Same.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Ted. He went on his first boat ride today. Hopes you like his giraffe vest. He picked it out himself. 13/10
(IG: golden.teddie)

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

.@javy23baez is the most entertaining player in baseball

and

it’s

not

even

close.

[Nick Russo @Kingnickrusso]

The student from Sante Fe High School said "I was scared not shocked. It's happening everywhere, I knew it was going to happen eventually."

If that doesn't break your heart about the state of mind of our youth in school right now then you may not have a heart.