@elonmusk Checks profile for parody acct✅
Checks calendar to see if its 4/1✅
Pinches self to make sure not REM ✅
Final deduction:
@AOC and @elonmusk finally did the dirty and she got into his phone after he passed out.
@AndyAnders55@11W Is this real? This guy sounds like he’s coaching the 8th grade church youth team. It’s THE Ohio State University. It’s always FOOTBALL first but that doesn’t mean you get to be completely irrelevant and keep your job. Diebler has to go. Bring in a pro.
@BrownsNationcom There aren’t many folks out there who can be more miserable than Daryl Ruiter. If you are having a rough day you can at least count that blessing. That you aren’t that miserable
@SydSteyerhart It feels pretty obvious to me that the “strategy” is to create chaos. Chaos hammers markets around the globe. That in turn puts pressure on the US to cash out its winnings and declare victory. It’s really the only hand Iran can play.
@ZubyMusic@eurofounder@eurofounder When you get ratioed by a screenshot of your profile you have accomplished what seemingly only bots can do. Congrats
@CrazyVibes_1 When he is eating and you are picking him up just pick him up a few inches off the ground and put him back down while he continues to eat. That will get him comfortable with human touch.
@CrazyVibes_1 He will start to bond with you if you play with him. Get him multiple toys he can run around and chase himself
Next after he is comfortable with his eating schedule, you can start to introduce human touch to him WHILE HE IS EATING. Pick him up
@CrazyVibes_1 It will take time but the most important thing is to be patient… he will eventually show you love but it can take weeks before he will let you handle him and not be afraid.