Head of VDR Provider Relations

Unfiltered thoughts from IB M&A

[Head of VDR Provider Relations @ebitdass]

Okay now this is epic

[PBInvesting ⚡️ @PBInvesting]

YO! I just came back from the bathroom and walked into my class..

I walked into the whole class clapping and my teacher saying “how did you just make $2400 in 10 minutes”.

LMAOO… Some kid showed my tweet to the whole class 💀

[Head of VDR Provider Relations @ebitdass]

@rvc330

[Head of VDR Provider Relations @ebitdass]

@rvc330 Where y’all both quirky but cute >>>>

[Head of VDR Provider Relations @ebitdass]

How I’m pulling up to PE after 2 months off

[Head of VDR Provider Relations @ebitdass]

So we just gon ignore the cliffs the old ones are on

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

Have you ever wondered why older places look so much more interesting?

It's not just because they're old.

It's because of something called "vernacular"...

[Head of VDR Provider Relations @ebitdass]

@rvc330 Did an AI bot randomly generate this thread

[Head of VDR Provider Relations @ebitdass]

There are ~37,000 food processing plants in the US but surely “they” are burning these down to control the food supply

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

Since Twitter won’t let me retweet this… I screen shot it for you…

[Head of VDR Provider Relations @ebitdass]

@BustedAuction

[Head of VDR Provider Relations @ebitdass]

VP just handed me this, this place is a prison

[Head of VDR Provider Relations @ebitdass]

I think it’s bout time I purchase a proper suit - what’re some go to brands that are acceptable for PE associates?

[Head of VDR Provider Relations @ebitdass]

@ThomasWLamont It’s like I completely forgot what I learned on that Plague Inc game smh

[Head of VDR Provider Relations @ebitdass]

So omicron is way less deadly but what if it was hypothetically 10x more dangerous than OG covid?

That shit would wax the human race I know more people with it than without

[Head of VDR Provider Relations @ebitdass]

Mmm yes i have a multi-genre palette I see

[Head of VDR Provider Relations @ebitdass]

Fellas we bringing laptops to Wednesday afternoon tee times or exercising true 2nd yr analyst on-the-way-out response times?

[Head of VDR Provider Relations @ebitdass]

@wwwwwwinter This was hung on the wall in my college apt

[Head of VDR Provider Relations @ebitdass]

@wwwwwwinter

[Head of VDR Provider Relations @ebitdass]

@wwwwwwinter

[Head of VDR Provider Relations @ebitdass]

Plz someone pitch me some juicy stocks. My laziness with compliance means my portfolio is 60% ETFs and I’m sick of it. I am over exposed to crypto and need some higher beta equity plays

[Head of VDR Provider Relations @ebitdass]

No worse task then getting told to dig through your MDs shitty salesforce notes for calls that weren’t even logged correctly

[Head of VDR Provider Relations @ebitdass]

@bottombucketaf Monkey see monkey do