Boobi Burrows

Dogs are forever in the push up position. -----------I can wiggle each of my ears separately

[March For Our Lives @AMarch4OurLives]

He stopped the shooter, but he didn't stop the shooting. That's the difference. Three kids and their teacher were already dead, and an unarmed teacher had tackled him first. YOU spent decades blocking laws that keep guns away from kids. Now you're taking a victory lap? Fuck that.

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@mrmikeMTL Beer

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@deinhorn21 @UpliftCorp @HUDgov @leopoldthebault Is the small green house behind him for sale? I’d like to buy.

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@EverydayAI_ @Spotify I may get off the family plan I’m on the icon is so bad.

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Peas are the bologna of vegetables. It’s nobody’s first choice but we’ll take it over nothing at all

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I’ve seen it many times but the genius and satisfaction of @BreakingBad’s final season is unmatched. What a masterpiece.

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@CollegeFBonX Tulane.

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@chefsevenn Incredible

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@AZadarski Hartford CT

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When I lose my hair I’m definitely getting a toupee. Let’s make toupees cool again.

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I challenge you to not cry at those “soldiers coming home” compilation videos. It’s impossible. 😢

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@BrettMZimmerman @westelm @restorationhard Hi Brett sorry about your experience my friend. Wanted to let you know, though, you tagged a parody RH account.

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There’s nothing better than a truly talented acappella group singing a banger of a song

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@ScoMotion4Me Let’s get it lower for Ollie Moore

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I didn’t know the federal government gave billions to universities until now. Perhaps ignorant, but why is the cost of attendance at these institutions so high when they are (or were) also getting billions in govt funding? Seems like 1 big scam

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Bill Belichick thinks the NFL should rename the Lombardi Trophy after Tom Brady—since players are the reason you win.

"Maybe they should name it the 'Brady Trophy.' He won seven of them."

(🎥 @SiriusXMNFL)

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Hey @BrooksBrothers I was so excited I typed too fast & misspelled. I meant shirts.

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Ordered some @BrooksBrothers work shits yesterday and they arrived today, wow! That was fast, thanks for your speedy delivery

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What happened to speed bumps? Now they’re “speed tables”? Was the change necessary?