Ellie Berenson

in need of peanut butter

[Ellie Berenson @ecberenson]

definitely in the top 3 worst things the CIA has ever done

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

THE CIA HAS RETIRED THE WORLD FACTBOOK???

[The A.V. Club @TheAVClub]

Huge news: The next James Bond will be "a thirty-something" https://t.co/NpdgPU5TLA

[Ellie Berenson @ecberenson]

ned fulmer was an nft bro and no one saw this coming??

[Ellie Berenson @ecberenson]

men just aren't getting defenestrated like they used to

[Ellie Berenson @ecberenson]

sooo…. no louder than bombs?

[Ellie Berenson @ecberenson]

@antahazel love this for u get those free drinks bestie

[Ellie Berenson @ecberenson]

@Mrcranberrymffn congratulations on this beautiful journey🙏keep me posted on the gender reveal party!🤪

[Ellie Berenson @ecberenson]

@antahazel no dont graduate early ur so sexy aha

[Ellie Berenson @ecberenson]

day 2 of no power. we’re all huddling around a single bic lighter for warmth. we have made a unanimous decision to sacrifice my little brother for food as he is young and spry.

[Ellie Berenson @ecberenson]

@Mrcranberrymffn haw yee

[Ellie Berenson @ecberenson]

wearing the chris evans knives out sweater to thanksgiving, manifesting fights and/or murder

[Ellie Berenson @ecberenson]

terrorizing old men

[Ellie Berenson @ecberenson]

feeling fly like a G6

[Ellie Berenson @ecberenson]

jake gypsyroseblanchard fighting for his life rn

[Ellie Berenson @ecberenson]

@antahazel great! mentally completely stable! 😃

[Ellie Berenson @ecberenson]

ed was on real thin ice already but this flat ass rendition of everything has changed has put him straight into the fucking glacier, let me listen to that masterpiece without British Kermit yelling at me

[Ellie Berenson @ecberenson]

lizard god

[Ellie Berenson @ecberenson]

told Mihika she looked good and she told me that I looked like the third amphibian from frog and toad. dont text

[Ellie Berenson @ecberenson]

mckay needs all of my 3 twitter followers to know it's for a class (?)

[Ellie Berenson @ecberenson]

reading the bible rn, don't love the vibes - mckay evans