Virginia 🏄‍♂️🧘🏻

disrespect astrology and i’ll fucking kill you

[Virginia 🏄‍♂️🧘🏻 @sydssodope]

Hi I’ve got 2 GA tickets for Lollapalooza wristbands with shuttle pass. cannot make it due to health conditions $500 each or $1000 for both with shuttle pass..(Open to negotiation).

[Virginia 🏄‍♂️🧘🏻 @sydssodope]

Hi I’ve got 2 GA tickets for Lollapalooza wristbands with shuttle pass. cannot make it due to health conditions $500 each or $1000 for both with shuttle pass..(Open to negotiation)

[Virginia 🏄‍♂️🧘🏻 @sydssodope]

Hi I’ve got 2 GA tickets for Lollapalooza wristbands with shuttle pass. cannot make it due to health conditions $500 each or $1000 for both with shuttle pass..(Open to negotiation)..

[zack ꕤ @mebvinyl]

should i see melanie martinez or get a bagel

[ᵃ @zidddiii]

okay so what the fuck

[nomi ˚₊✩‧₊ 🥭 @mangos4brkfst]

fuck anybody who voted for him, I will never forgive you.

[Jeff @jeff13145]

Sorry I missed your text, I’ve been busy pushing everyone close to me away and binge watching horrible tv and thinking about how none of this matters. Let’s get lunch soon

[Kholbee @Colbetes]

Honestly I get it. 100% would rather encounter a bear in the woods over a man. Rather be eaten over being offered a seltzer and “listened to” by some 40 year old guy who doesn’t even have custody over his five children he conceived at 17

[Virginia 🏄‍♂️🧘🏻 @sydssodope]

@Colbetes 😏😉😼

[Virginia 🏄‍♂️🧘🏻 @sydssodope]

everyone claims to be naked neighbor and yet i’ve never actually seen one irl

[Virginia 🏄‍♂️🧘🏻 @sydssodope]

“cooking videos don’t really get me going in any way… it’s kinda like watching gay p*rn for me” - @Colbetes

[♈︎ @roejoejoeroe]

this cat was found near 300 e 400 s in provo— we think it has a home somewhere because it’s so friendly, but it’s so skinny and shaky that we think it’s lost. please let me know if you or anyone you know is missing a tabby!!

[Virginia 🏄‍♂️🧘🏻 @sydssodope]

knowing that the stardew mobile update could drop any day now after waiting over 2 years is the only thing keeping me alive rn

[Virginia 🏄‍♂️🧘🏻 @sydssodope]

being at home with my 13 yr old brother for two weeks has really enlightened me of the incomprehensible amount of times one can say “rizz” in a single day

[Virginia 🏄‍♂️🧘🏻 @sydssodope]

the word “neurospicy” makes me want to commit vehicular manslaughter

[Virginia 🏄‍♂️🧘🏻 @sydssodope]

out of every marginalized group in america, stardew valley mobile players have it the hardest.

[Virginia 🏄‍♂️🧘🏻 @sydssodope]

@clubpenguinlvr girl i just chatted with her for two hours this morning over zoom it was great

[Virginia 🏄‍♂️🧘🏻 @sydssodope]

damn… TFW u have Markedly diminished interest or pleasure in all, or almost all, activities most of the day, nearly every day. 😮‍💨😮‍💨🤔🥱😵‍💫🤧🥴🤯🤯 #JustGirlyThings

[Virginia 🏄‍♂️🧘🏻 @sydssodope]

sometimes i feel the urge to jump on socials to vent but then i realize i could just post a screenshot of the DSM-V criteria for major depressive disorder instead

[Virginia 🏄‍♂️🧘🏻 @sydssodope]

i don’t go on instagram very often but when i do it’s to discover what my fourth grade classmate who i haven’t spoken to in ten years’ top artist on spotify is