BarracudaEms

In the end, we will all be judged by the courage of our hearts. —Hernando

[BarracudaEms @ecgowaffle]

I know it's a new day but it's going to be August 31st on my @dog_rates calendar from now on. ❤️

[ROZES @ROZESsounds]

If I unfriend you for voting for Trump, it’s personal.

Take it personally.

[o-o 🫥 @Stop_Just_Stahp]

MAGA,

As of today:
- Inflation 2.1%
- Unemployment is 4%
- GDP is 3%
- Manufacturing is booming, and only getting better.

The economic boom you're about to credit to Trump was brought to you by Joe Biden. And when it crashes, that will 100% be on Trump.

[Fuckin’ Princess @8WithaTiara]

11/6/2024
Gas $2.57gal
Milk $3.19gal
Eggs $3.59dz
We will revisit this post in 4 years 🇺🇸

[Zena Keita @itszenakeita]

When people used to fail open-book tests in high school, I used to be genuinely confused.

I get it now.

[officialhambly she/they @officialhambly]

A few years back in Yosemite there was a problem with bears getting into trash cans and ppl said ‘why not make the cans more complex?’ And a ranger said ‘bc there is significant overlap between the smartest bear and dumbest human’ and this election feels like that quote to me

[Luke Radel @lukeradel]

BREAKING: I asked @SpeakerJohnson if he’ll try to repeal the CHIPS Act if Trump wins and they have control of Congress.

“I expect that we probably will.”

@RepWilliams responds: “I will remind him night and day how important the CHIPS Act is.” #NY22

@CitrusTVNews 🚨

[BarracudaEms @ecgowaffle]

@GayLaVie They aren't even king sized though? It says Reeses 2 cups right on the package. Dude is lying on top of being awful on Halloween.

[jynx @jynxbby]

when my period ends and i'm done with all the overly emotional outbursts

[BarracudaEms @ecgowaffle]

@NobodyButNori_ At first I thought the guy had a mic in his hand and she was trying to yell in the direction of it

[rose @wynrosei]

using dark mode so much that i became physically repulsed when i see a white screen

[☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪 𝕄𝕔𝔾𝕖𝕖‎ @LuckyMcGee]

Best comet pics yet. 🤣 ☄️

[Ali @AJ_F612]

*Screams preemptively in ER nurse*

[×͜× Rokhaya ⸆⸉ ໑̣ @RokhaLovesHS]

oh she spilled

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Henry. He brings his emotional support duck to his hydrotherapy sessions. They get along swimmingly. 13/10

[Lucía Lobosvilla @LuciaLobosvilla]

Someone else said:

“Art Nouveau is when it looks made by elves.

Art Deco is when it looks made by dwarves.”

And after looking into it, I think they’re a genius and 100% correct.

[king kalila @niarak98]

prime makes you pay for movies when you already pay for prime

[kay ⋆˚✿˖° @jasimisinclair]

Netflix- cancels too many shows
Apple TV+- can’t lift a finger to promote
HBO Max/Max- hates teen dramas
Hulu- why are you raising the price again?
Prime- I can’t put my finger on my issue with you.
Disney+ l- one show has made it to 4 seasons.