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Desperately Seeking Susan but Susan is an euphemism for deliciously moist pot roast.

[⚓️🐕SaltyDog🐕⚓️ @doggiedogthedog]

I asked my wife how to turn Alexa off. She said, I don’t know, have you tried walking through the room naked?

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but baste your meat before you wreck your meat.

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Hell is when you mistake Polygrip for your lube.

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After all these years my wife & I still have chemistry, only it's mixed with Efferdent® & memory loss.

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

I swear if a fad started where people began describing themselves as Mr. Snuffleupagus, tomorrow afternoon half of you would show up to school or work wearing a purple elephant trunk on your face

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[your other mom @difficultpatty]

The weirdest part of divorce is how all of these people pretend they are your family for twenty years and then they ghost you.

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Teflon Husk is my porn name

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@KissabiX Thumbs are for twiddling

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I got your Amazon Prime link⬇️

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Whatever senior dating app, I’m lucky if I can find my butt on the first swipe.

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@alexlumaga @damnfinetweet Funny👍

[Ol' Dirty Diaper @OLDIRTYDIAPER]

Me on social media: “Wow I love my friends you are all awesome!”
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Also me on social media: “I can fart louder than an army of lawnmowers”
*49 likes*
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