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[Kyle Ayers @kyleayers]

Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

I definitely have middle child syndrome because every time I hear eldest daughters talk about how hard they have it I get this overwhelming urge to sell them out for a turkish delight

[sarina @sariverse]

sometimes you just have to Submit that assignment where it’s at and go to bed

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

in your 20s there will be a cat and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it

[A🏹 @seattleiminyou]

“Hes my rock” yeah tied to your feet and dropped into the ocean

[art @_artsartsarts]

ur in her dms i’m accidentally reposting reels of tibetan foxes because i don’t know how to use the app anymore

[Alan Eyre @AlanEyre1]

Does this mean we're changing 'Department of Health and Human Services' to 'Department of Death and Inhumane Indifference'?

@Acyn

[mindy🌷 @mindyisser]

WHEN WILL THE WIND STOP!!!!!!!! I CANT LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE!!!!!

[maria @westsidesorry]

i’m seated. the theater employees are scared and asking me to leave because it’s “not november 2026 yet” but i’m simply too seated

[lore🇲🇽 @loressocool]

just realized vienna waits for me.

[the killer @deadbodyonline]

i have so so so much love in my heart but only 3 texts back per day. in total

[gwen ellis bell @wuthrinheights]

I am looking for a wealthy husband‼️

About me:
- 27 years old
- no money
- no prospects
- a burden to my parents
- frightened

[Mika @mika10190219]

I often take a few days to respond to messages as an homage to the concept of correspondence and letters

[Indy @IndecisiveJones]

alanis morissette: i want you to know that i'm happy for you

ex boyfriend: aww :)

alanis morissette: i wish nothing but the best for you both

ex boyfriend: thank you, it’s good that you’re taking it so wel-

alanis morissette: *deep breath*

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Yeah I’m interested in Dune 2… Dune 2 others as I would have others do unto me

[litquidity @litcapital]

Hello sharks. Tonight I am seeking $10,000 for an epic night with my absolute boys

[h @jamtoastaurchai]

I bring a real “Whatever you want. Anything’s ok with me” vibe to the table that other indecisive people don’t like

[brent @murrman5]

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?