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YFF

[™³k @_tm3k]

A retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest

[East Village Guy @eastvillageguy]

Girlfriend got Botox so now everytime she’s mad at me it just looks like she’s gunna shit her pants

[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away

[Bjorn @steakeggsmilk]

You are not a “sensitive young man”. You are a pussy and a FAGGOT.

[Colonel Keezner @Colonel_Keez]

If I showed you the women I've fumbled, you'd take me out back and shoot me in the head

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

pretty sure my homeboys would pregame my funeral

[pink slime princess @bettyjaws]

the glass is half retarded

[Teehee @obama__runtz]

I went to the Wasian meet up and they were saying nigga

[jake @wormpuller]

Become unfollowable

[matt @ruffledsavior]

first date idea you dress up like my ex and i call you by her name

[Matt “Big Mo” Gibson @GibsonMatt8218]

From the ex wife. *Gulp*

[. @KISST4R]

scaring the hoes by being too honest about my intentions

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

never deleting this app

[redrum @griffisu]

when she says put yourself in my shoes so now i have 48 bodies and can’t take accountability

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

The most boring, retarded bitch you know just reposted this

[Bodie @bodie9210472856]

Grown man having a good day

[simp 4 satoshi @iamgingertrash]

Disclosure will mark
the beginning

Of The Age Of
The Schizophrenics