Ed Foley

Resident since 1999 of Jenkintown, PA.. Husband to Tina and Dad to Hannah, Ellen & Teddy!

[Ed Foley @edwfoley]

What the fax?! I guess faxing isn’t dead 🤷‍♂️ Use Dropbox Fax by @DropboxSign to send and receive faxes from anywhere. #DropboxFax https://t.co/0I8M7J1Con

[Ed Foley @edwfoley]

Car maintenance tip: You should always pop your hood to check if angry animals are living in there amongst garbage that they arranged JUST SO

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@DaleTudge @ElyKreimendahl Sir I am living the dream

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@becauseivy @ElyKreimendahl ie, Anne Frank was a giant pussy

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@ElyKreimendahl Wait till your 3 yr old wants to spend hours on end playing dolls w you. If you don't have an Adderall script yet, act now

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@daylinleach With soaring 2.7% unemployment, Florida can't afford to let immigrants steal jobs from real Americans

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@NotABigJerk Tastykake would beg to differ, but it's Philly so it's gotta be "yo, fuck that black and white jawn I'm a shitty Twinkie knockoff so fuck you GO BIIIIRDS

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@BeschlossDC Very cool! I'll just sit here by myself fixating on the typo on the seating chart.

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@bnordheimer @BeschlossDC As a grammar nerd your tweet says that you are the historian. And the prev sentence says that your tweet is a grammar nerd. Hope we've all learned something today!

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@hhershock @ElyKreimendahl Laughing at midnight bed vomit is god-tier parenting. Salut!

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@Jared_VOR @n_wpapi @MoralMotivator @LizerReal Guns are for killing. Cars are for transportation.

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@jzux You seem to be a good person with whom to share my secret about itches (ideally, poison ivy on your arms) Turn the showerhead on them, then slowly dial up the heat. Your knees will buckle.

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@BeschlossDC Is the special master entitled to see the full unredacted affidavit? And does that give the Trump team access to it as well?

[Ed Foley @edwfoley]

@treblemaker2020 @ajw15506756 @harrylitman Correct. No process, no witnesses, no paper trail.

Also no cooperation when the Government asked for its property back.

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@RobertSan1312 @RossKneeDeep Hope the Harrison city fathers are open to some friendly feedback-theres lots of stock photos that show diversity now

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@AMythicWitch He asked if he and his cop buddies could use my kitchen to stake out the alley behind us as it was an open air drug market. HELL YES. So I passed an evening with CPD drinking beer in my dark kitchen calling in strikes on the baddies down below. Fun times.

[Ed Foley @edwfoley]

@AMythicWitch After college I lived in a Chicago apt overlooking Wrigley out front, and the El out back. Ran into a college buddy in a bar, we caught each other up but he dodged Qs about his work. He called me the next day and said he was a Chicago cop working undercover in Wrigleyville. 1/?

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@Jenjanofsky They didn't cover that in birthing classes?

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@JacquiHeinrich Sounds less like sourced information than your own inferences based on publicly available information

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@Victorshi2020 NEVER depend on 18-25s to make a difference at the polls, they will always let you down