Elijah

It wouldn't hurt if you just pretended you never knew I was here.

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@DarkSalxm Oil and vinegar like the good Lord Jeebus intended.

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@NLRB @NLRBGC garbage

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The richest people of New York are literally shitting bricks right now.

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@HOUSEOFDEVI You need to watch The Princess Bride if you haven't yet. It's a timeless classic.

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@WallStreetApes Let's do that study on the pentecostals.

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@IvankaNews_ It would be very punk rock of him.

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@RonDeSantis Thank god we at least have them for POTUS.

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@PannonianMantis I almost panicked and thought this was a picture of me.

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@LauraLoomer Why would I worry? Why would I care? It's just doobopulation, and I got street savoir faire.

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@neontaster Nobody hates talentless losers born to end up becoming billionaires, as much as hard working people who got every single lucky break possible and still have not even a fraction of their wealth, realizing more than anyone else possibly could, who the real enemy is.

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@GuntherEagleman Ah yes, the famously communist Saudi Arabian terrorists. Damn those reds really played us sending a Russian disguised as a Muslim didn't they?

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@tszzl It's because they're not exploiting outsourced labor enough.

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@PstafarianPrice You can make balanced palatable meals without heat or refrigeration at less than $10 a day.

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@SarahHuckabee Pretty sure we all remember what the capital of Arkansas, the greatest state in the nation, is. Well, all of us except myself, of course.

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@matt_vanswol Well, they're a child.

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@GoldingBF Need me to photoshop a scone into his left hand?

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@sayitnspinit Your economy is fueled by tourism and drugs.

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@Burry543 Why are there images and archives on this list?

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@atensnut I'd prefer an anarchist, but I'll take what I can get.

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@ericmmatheny with what food from what land owned by what massive capitalist conglomerate playing monopoly with money from government bailouts?