I wouldn’t be tweeting this MYSELF if it weren’t serious. I just burst into an emergency strategy meeting—the numbers are worse than we feared. If grassroots heroes like YOU don’t come on strong in 4 hours, I may fall behind. You NEED me to stand up for democracy. Chip in NOW!
The establishment has NO CLUE what the next election is going to be about. NO CLUE. Imagine thinking you’re going to be spending the next year talking about planter’s peanuts and then BOOM, the topic turns out to be platner’s penis. That’s how out of touch the establishment is.
In the 1800s we had so much free time and love for our world we developed a mathematical formula to calculate the temperature outside based on cricket chirps that is accurate to within one degree