Ok @FedEx our driver deserves a bonus! He realized it was our daughter's birthday & went to @DairyQueen to get her ice cream cupcakes. He said "I just wanted to do this because if we weren't in this situation, she'd be celebrating with friends." I'm not crying. You're crying! 😭
As soon as you put the paper straw in the smoothie the clock starts ticking. you have 2 minutes to drink that smoothie before the smoothie drinks your straw
at the nail salon & this sweet old man is dropping his wife off & goes “i’ll be back in 42 minutes” & the nail tech goes “if it’s 43 then another man is gonna pick her up!!”
this man says “i’ve been picking her up from her nail appointments for 63 years, i’m always on time” 🥺