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I wouldn’t be surprised if we never saw denise richards again

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@annafrenzie and if IIIIII were to wish one blessing upon every deserving person, it would be for Anna to be in their lives. the woman that she is, the woman of my life!

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my capacity to deal with the general public is at an all time low. don’t you have homes to go to? embarrassing…

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@annafrenzie VERY sexy I want it back ‼️‼️‼️

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Insane that all i was given for my IUD insertion was ibuprofen and a stress ball… I should’ve gotten a flask of whiskey and a leather strap to bite on like those guys who get their legs amputated in civil war movies

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the worst day of my life was today, when I found out my boyfriend has been using my olaplex on his bald head

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@annafrenzie @efemerale u are the light of my life, the fire in my loins (is that how they say it?) 🩷🩷🩷

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literally

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the luas is too intimate for me I fear

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me @ work

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there is indeed too many man, too many many man in here

[lil stinker @superlameballs]

me: so... should we be naughty and order the mozzarella sticks..?

my date, a young prostitute who has somehow time travelled from 1830s paris: [discreetly coughing bloody phlegm into silk handkerchief before tucking it away] oui... zat sounds.. ow you say? amazingballs..?

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who was i before “it’s giving?”

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this is a call out for @searchforjuice where tf are you in this godforsaken city?!?!

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@mikolaj_dudek @fuckyeats where’s moy bladdy stalking credit

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@mikolaj_dudek you’d start giggling as soon as you got to the door sir

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little beanie men

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deeply misogynistic vibes off men who wear those little beanies

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the ones that don’t fully cover their head