@annafrenzie and if IIIIII were to wish one blessing upon every deserving person, it would be for Anna to be in their lives. the woman that she is, the woman of my life!
Insane that all i was given for my IUD insertion was ibuprofen and a stress ball… I should’ve gotten a flask of whiskey and a leather strap to bite on like those guys who get their legs amputated in civil war movies
me: so... should we be naughty and order the mozzarella sticks..?
my date, a young prostitute who has somehow time travelled from 1830s paris: [discreetly coughing bloody phlegm into silk handkerchief before tucking it away] oui... zat sounds.. ow you say? amazingballs..?