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Short, sweet, and to the point.

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@annafrenzie That's progressive overload BABEE

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@annafrenzie You did so well last year, I lowered your targets 😘

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1 hour 10 minutes. Is this what chinese water torture feels like?

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58 minutes into holding for @AirCanada. The piano drones are etched into my skull, I try to remember what it was like to be sane. The memory evades me

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I bet game designers would make really good policy makers

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@eesharaii Eesha, who's the Canadian Prime Minister?
Eesha: Jacob Mapletree

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@annafrenzie Ooh! What tattoo are you getting?

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@screechaul That is SO weird

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WOMEN'S SHOES ARE HIDEOUS NOW AND I JUST CANT COPE

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Must memorialise my second day of getting it in 2 guesses.

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Peak smugness!

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@diaisboredAF Some roundabouts have traffic lights in the middle! Truly it makes no sense

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the batman is WEIRD lmao

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@annafrenzie @eesharaii You set a very high bar!

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"I know you meant to clean the house before our guests arrive, but your salon appointment ran over so I did the cleaning so you could relax, and also got the pink fizzy wine you like" @annafrenzie, @eesharaii, please train my future husband

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I very nearly did some work this morning but then I got a push notification that HAIM+Soccer Mommy is coming to Dublin so obviously I'm going to need to take the day off to gleefully jump up and down

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@screechaul That is very unreasonable. You should riot!

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@screechaul Who is saying your wedding isn't important? They're dumb!

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