eve?

actually just a pterodactyl pretending to be a human

[eve? @eeveeco]

oh my

[Trevor Basset @trevorbasset]

It's November and it's time for a https://t.co/SRG1ZpbILQ giveaway! 🙌

RT for a chance to win any throw of your choice from the shop. I'll select a winner this Friday 11/6 ✨

[eve? @eeveeco]

@sprinkle_pup y i k e s

[eve? @eeveeco]

SOS i have four days before i'm off my parents health care, how do i health care

[karen han @karenyhan]

the only part of looking for a new place i like is looking at pictures of apartments and hypothetically getting new furniture, everything else (moving, applying, etc) is a nightmare

[eve? @eeveeco]

@karenyhan craigslist tbh

[eve? @eeveeco]

@hqtrivia Eeveemarie

[eve? @eeveeco]

Self care is letting strangers care for your feet because how the fuck are you supposed to cut toe nails

[eve? @eeveeco]

Oui, je suis garbage https://t.co/FlrA1gfnRN

[Arran @thundergay2079]

Current mood: #SexyFrenchDepression https://t.co/XKnxzTBH3y

[eve? @eeveeco]

Oh good, I forgot that I had made a twitter years ago

[eve? @eeveeco]

#ねこあつめ

[kool girl @alienluvr]

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[eve? @eeveeco]

This. Is. My. Job. http://t.co/Qla1A5gg1L

[eve? @eeveeco]

SOS too many cooks

[eve? @eeveeco]

@AllyHOTT ALLY THOT OMFG YES

[eve? @eeveeco]

Horses need root canals too

[eve? @eeveeco]

Or it's gonna go down in flames

[eve? @eeveeco]

So it's gonna be forever

[eve? @eeveeco]

i made my sim get knocked up by some dude only for the baby. this sim is GAY

[Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior]

People seen blamed for murder of NYC cops: 1) Ferguson protesters 2) Obama 3) De Blasio 4) Sharpton. Personally I'm going with THE MURDERER.

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

to the people asking who runs this account: i am an egg. i don't understand your human problems.

and sadly,

i never will.