vida | EEYORE'S BESTFRIEND

i have sex with weed every night
priv is @foolishhh_xd

[vida | EEYORE'S BESTFRIEND @eeyorelovver]

he is glowing because his kindness radiates off of him

[ratchet’s left axel🚑💨 @fxationstation]

This fanfic shit easy

[♋️ Dae ♋️ @iheartdatrian4u]

Emmett Till’s cousin, Priscilla Till, is running for Governor of Mississippi.

[Sunny ☀️ @SweetSunburn]

I’m only performatively horny, I don’t actually believe in sex. I think it’s a myth made up by big cum to sell more cum.

[Keyla33apples @IDK_imweird23]

Heat stroke

[vida | EEYORE'S BESTFRIEND @eeyorelovver]

@PopCrave sometimes i just wanna sob at her beauty like Wow she exists and shes beautiful and none of us deserves her

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Megan Thee Stallion looks breathtaking in new photos.

[vida | EEYORE'S BESTFRIEND @eeyorelovver]

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[evil ass ember @embertronus21]

becoming moots with someone that used to have me blocked

[carbonara @agentcarbonara]

puberty is just evil in general, no one should go through it. we should all be androgynous eunuchoids and sex shouldnt exist and babies only come from magic eggs that appear when two people love each other very much

[Call me weed @Alot091]

Dangers of Dangers of
Alcohol. Marijuana

[◣▲◢ 〃madkit . @coldheartedkit]

Things to say to someone with 𝗕𝗣𝗗

- When is your next 𝘀𝗽𝗹𝗶𝘁?
- I'm going to 𝘃𝗮𝗴𝘂𝗲𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁 about you
- You're 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴
- Are you 𝘀𝗽𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴?
- Why is your 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘆 inconsistent?
- (Ignoring with 𝗻𝗼 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻)

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

I've never panicked at the disco but I did shit my pants at KFC one time

[TMZ @TMZ]

🚨 Lionel Richie hospitalized again amid ongoing heart issues; 3 shows canceled.

Exclusive: https://t.co/CXGXhVUx35

[kordell @lledrok]

stomp a nigga out in my kirk force ones

[L.W. Barricade @CHARLIEBOT34]

Imagine Megatron is going down on you but he accidentally activates the french fry cutter and he highkey segments your shit Irreparably

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

It’s the first day of Fall.

[ᅠ @wfl0wrz]

all my friends are faggots take it slow

[pj @peetlejarr]

the cia is trying to steal my penis

[ً @Stugs]

everything will turn out fine. you cannot stop it