Leigh Egg

Eggbert. Yeh baby yeh.

[Tony Turner @tonytiger67]

That warning message made me jump. Almost dropped my disposable barbecue and gallon of petrol.

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

Look at the eclipse through a colandar they said. How bloody embarrassing….! 😂🤣😂🤣

[The Andrew Neil Report @TheNeilReport]

"Trump has presided over the greatest humiliation in modern times."

@afneil says Donald Trumps final years in the White House will be a "nightmare".

Listen & watch the full interview: https://t.co/at61OGm26Z

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

The literal $1m dollar seats pitch side.

[Stewart Flaherty @stewartflaherty]

This clip is from before the tournament by the way, @GNev2 nailed it.

[Jonny Blain @jonoblain]

And there's your Chelsea away moment

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🎙️ This is Argentine TV commentator Pablo Giralt's reaction to Lionel Messi's equaliser. Passion 💯

🤣 Wait for Carlos Tevez and Sergio Agüero in the background.

[Winston Marshall @MrWinMarshall]

Some of his funniest material to date

[Colour Sergeant Bourne @CSgtBourne]

When Lady Di visited those land mine victims

[Times Radio @TimesRadio]

Capital cities are there for a reason, and Andy Burnham’s No 10 in the North will “have cobwebs on it by Christmas” says Andrew Neil.

[Victoria @vickygrayson_]

“Spiteful things that [Labour] have done… like putting VAT on private schooling.

These aren’t all rich people…a lot of children have been tossed out of their school.

It’s a vindictive piece of work. It’s the nastiest thing I think they’ve done.”

Sir John Major.

[Andy Street @andy4wm]

Great to be at Edgbaston last night and see the progress on the new stands and hotel.

This investment began during my time as Mayor and will help secure Edgbaston’s place as a premier international venue, bringing major matches, visitors and jobs to the West Midlands.

[Crewkerne Man @CrewkerneMan]

Kemi Badenoch tore into Labour’s failed cabinet at PMQs, accusing them of abandoning Keir Starmer for “a pair of eyelashes and a black T-shirt, savage swipe at Andy Burnham’s bizarre appearance.

Glorious from Kemi. Sharp, fearless, and brutal.

[Kemi Badenoch @KemiBadenoch]

Let’s be honest, they are no longer Labour MPs.

They are Welfare MPs.

[Crewkerne Man @CrewkerneMan]

Absolutely extraordinary exchange at PMQs. Kemi Badenoch took Bridget Phillipson apart while Starmer sat there looking utterly finished.

Kemi was in her element, brutal and completely in command. Starmer had nowhere left to run while Phillipson looked near to tears.

[GB News @GBNEWS]

‘The member for Makerfield is not here because he’s more interested in his leadership bid than Britain’s national security.’

Conservative Leader Kemi Badenoch takes aim at Andy Burnham for not being in the House of Commons like the new MP for Aberdeen South.

[Kemi Badenoch @KemiBadenoch]

Hiking national insurance
The Family Farm Tax
Giving up on real welfare reform
Not funding our defence
Not drilling our own oil and gas
Appointing Peter Mandelson…then lying about what had happened

Britain is not ungovernable. Keir Starmer is a terrible Prime Minister. But the problem isn’t just Starmer.

Labour MPs only want higher taxes to hand out more benefits, as the Welfare Secretary has pointed out. These are Labour’s choices and their values, regardless of who is running the party.

We need to get Britain working again. We need the @Conservatives.

[Leigh Egg @egg_leigh]

@JeanxTHFC The future which nearly got us relegated