ban me, musky

I'm gay, I'm broke as shit, I got a bitch down in Florida trying to fuck me up (ronald desantis, richard scottie, I see you)

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@BridgetAZiegler @Disney

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Uh, Congress? If I started going around my job telling people we should dissolve the union, I would be fired. Maybe you should get yo girl? #congress #mtg

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@JayBauman1 You guys manipulated the market! Brilliant move!

[wint @dril]

when ive Mastered the simulation that you pitifully refer to as "Life"

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@elonmusk never learned the saying "if it ain't broke, don't fix it." He done tried to fix Twitter, and now it's uhhh, well...

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@elonmusk

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@elonmusk Very stable genius elon musk definitely NOT upset about loss of apple and NOT having a public meltdown

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@elonmusk

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@elonmusk Twitter is the new dead mall of the internet #RIPTwittter

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@KidRock @TuckerCarlson

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@elonmusk #ElonMusk ban me daddy

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@elonmusk Git gud

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@CNN Gordon Lawshe = racist

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Would you like to
1) work 10-30 hours extra for no additional pay or
2) receive 3 months severance pay and find a new job in your sector?
Hmmmmmmm

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@elonmusk I worked as a programmer for 6 years for Club Penguin. DM me and I'll send you my resume and bank routing info for direct deposit. I'll write code for the low price of $50/hr 💜

[nat :) @natrcher]

damn twitter is feeling like this rn #RIPTwitter

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Apex prebador

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I hope all Twitter employees leave Twitter and find somewhere else to work :)