eggscelsior 🖤💜 helltdcctdcdctyc

Asexual, 33, she/her. Mystery/fantasy reader. Occasional calligrapher. If a book has no queer characters, yawn. I like my book casts to reflect real life!

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@KDEdwards_NC If you jinxed anything just know we will invent necromancy IRL just for you. You will not rest 🤣

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@KDEdwards_NC !!!!! 👀👀👀👀👀👀

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@hunterr0s He's gotta do the get-in-position-hoochie-jiggle first 😏 https://t.co/GyTiOt1mbK

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@dovesofcedar 4) lastly, if you want military gays that remind me of 09 Ghost and Soap, The Metahuman Files by Hailey Turner. Also a complete series

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@dovesofcedar 3) Memento Mori series by CS Poe - smart and witty as hell cold case detective and an extremely sweet and flirty forensic artist solving decades old queer murder cases and falling in love, audio is so good the author dedicated the second book to the narrator himself

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@dovesofcedar I don't think it sent my reply because I included a link - America's Test Kitchen has an online article on tips for gluten free baking that really helped me. My main problem was not mixing as much as gluten free batter wants, because I was taught not to overwork traditional dough

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@bluegiragi @nikolailovesmen It's gonna get kisses (for healing, of course) 😌

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@elo_trashbin The cuddle puddle they all deserve 🥹

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@hermitsghost @hunterr0s Literally too gorgeous, has to wear the mask so the rest of the British military can function without distraction

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@dovesofcedar Nothing replaces human emotion and creation, nothing. Fuck all the ai regenerative regurgitative crap, there will always be a place for us humans and our love of creation.

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@notneIIe @dovesofcedar This is STUNNING 😍

You know Soap is going to take one look and think "that hot sea pancake's pectoral fins would make such a good hug"

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@dovesofcedar What do you think of making tiny rubber duck Soap?

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@dovesofcedar Ribbed for his pleasure 😌

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@FwipsArt @MildLimerence I'm imagining the parent teacher conferences over the years 😂 Simon looks terrifying but is quiet and considerate. Johnny is the sunshine hellion who gets sent in to put the fear of God into a teacher being unfair to the boys, just like his Mam before him

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@dovesofcedar God this one makes me so feralllllllll

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@dovesofcedar Just remember that there are people who side eye your writing and think the same thing 💜 you've certainly done that to me!

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@LT_Koettel @BunnuBun Ahahaha you just made me think about aquatic flatworms - they're hermaphroditic and mate via penile swordfight. Whoever gets stabbed carries the babies 🤣