This time it’s egg bites. Let’s see how long I keep up prepping and eating them (two different timelines). Eventually I’ll go back to not eating breakfast bc I’m in a rush and Suffering
I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.
I love debut because she was a preteen writing circles around everybody else like yeah it came out when she was 16 but she wrote those songs at 12/13/14
My date of birth feels like a celebrity to me. Whenever I see it written somewhere random, like on a movie poster or a milk carton, I'm like omg there she is! Ugh, she looks great :)
Every two years a Kennedy dies after hang gliding in a lightning storm with their daughter’s best friend and your boomer relatives shake their head sadly and chalk it up to the curse
@flopison I’m going to see it tonight and I haven’t read much of the discourse yet bc I wanted to see the movie first but I know I’m gonna be annoyed af
Ah the first False Fall of the year. Southerners gleefully donning cardigans and light jackets as we rush out to greet the autumn morning with a gleam in our eyes. “I can almost see my breath!” I say, blowing into my cupped hands. Knowing in my heart it will be 87 on Thanksgiving