ethan

[madi @madi4eilish]

everyone has to suffer. #bb28

[arya @aryalovestay]

the last time a pop girlie tacked a love song from their newly released album onto a heartstopper trailer it ended up becoming the most streamed female solo song of all time on spotify

[ethan @ehhthan]

so fierce how she counts to 3 even tho she only lists 2 things

[‏۟ @agcooked]

need for speed - kim petras music video (detour)
second verse & chorus

[ethan @ehhthan]

ALEX COOPER HATES LESBIANS

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Alex Cooper takes to Instagram Stories to address Brianna LaPaglia and Alix Earle.

“So speaking of mean girls... I have never met you in my life. What I just showed is the only interaction we've ever had. And you hate me? Wow.”

[ethan @ehhthan]

why on earth would i care about someone’s inner child

[Mima @RealLifeGold]

Idk guys. Why do I like it? It looks like it’s healing his inner child.

[ethan @ehhthan]

dianne warren are you ready to lose your 18th oscar nomination to chains of love by charli xcx

[ethan @ehhthan]

everyone in this gym at the same time as me is a special agent sent here to ruin my evening and possibly my entire life

[ethan @ehhthan]

babygirlifying the new face of the incel movement and claiming he’s not right wing.. we’re legit not gonna make it as a society

[ethan @ehhthan]

are you stupid?

[☻ @WZG1889]

the way he could’ve gone down the right wing grifter pipeline but instead just taps his jaw with a hammer and does the most gayest things alive will never not be funny

[ethan @ehhthan]

sabrina carpenter at the grammy’s

[ethan @ehhthan]

like losing at chess to a dog

[Alex Reimer @AlexReimer1]

Bombshell story from @CydZeigler about @EmptyNettersPod and their fake embrace of Heated Rivalry. While embracing the show publicly, privately one of the hosts called Heated Rivalry "trash" and mocked the creators as "losers" and "cowards" https://t.co/oMi7ZUfLm7

[jár @jarodzsz]

everything about the gay hockey mass psychosis is giving make-a-wish like...

[ethan @ehhthan]

everybody is twelve

[The Cinéprism @TheCineprism]

Heated Rivalry, the highest rated tv show of 2025.

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

the real tragedy of heated rivalry cultural success is not the fact that people are accepting middling media as some kind of incredible art but that they don’t even recognize its mediocrity. no disavowal at all. plato’s cave but the shadows on the wall are softcore gay porn

[ethan @ehhthan]

every heated rivalry non-sex scene gives this

[ethan @ehhthan]

20 min into this heated rivalry episode and they haven’t taken their clothes off

[ethan @ehhthan]

avatar round 3 tonight

[ethan @ehhthan]

the evil, obscene fujo (heated rivalry stan) must stay out of the good, pure of heart fujo’s (willmack) business

[Andrew Woods @JimJarmuschHair]

There’s a moment early on in FIRE AND ASH where Spider just shouts “You’re the man, Payakan!” while swimming along next to him. It was right then that I realized that I was in my happy place.

[ethan @ehhthan]

like being surprised your food comes out quick at mcdonald’s

[ethan @ehhthan]

gay people used to be smart

[Spencer Thomas @byspencerthomas]

just found out rachel reid wrote and published all 6 novels in the heated rivalry franchise within the span of 3 years. for context: it took me 2.5 years to put out a single collection of short stories. within that same time period, she wrote an entire franchise. how is that even possible?