emily

XU ‘22

[emily @ehoose99]

@gracefuldnp i was there i was the barista everyone clapped

[emily @ehoose99]

you never know which baja blast will be your baja last 😖

[emily @ehoose99]

she’s not like others girls… she drinks out of the humidifier.

[emily @ehoose99]

if we also did piercings, we would have another with those shitty little stick on earrings for kids

[emily @ehoose99]

if i were to own a tattoo shop i would have a gachapon machine filled with temporary tattoos and everyone would get one for free after their tattoo cause the only thing better than getting one tattoo is getting two

[emily @ehoose99]

whale with knees should not be allowed to fly. leave the sky to the cuties without knees. you don’t need them.

[emily @ehoose99]

if we were a movie my hannah montana could have been a my chemical romance song. i’m sorry if you disagree but i don’t make the rules.

[emily @ehoose99]

when i was a little kid learning left and right, i first thought that they were fixed sides, like north and south. then i learned that they were relative to your perspective and got upset about it and i still don’t think i’m over it

[emily @ehoose99]

the hardest part of writing a paper on any lgbt topic is going through and making sure that i am consistent in how i’m writing lgbtq+ because how embarrassing would it be to turn in a paper writing the acronym for the lgbtqia community different like every time

[emily @ehoose99]

yeah, i like to think of myself as a bad girl... *performs femininity poorly*

[emily @ehoose99]

found my new biggest fear! it’s drowning after eating cheezits

[emily @ehoose99]

if you listen to abba for fun, you’re at least a 1 on the kinsey scale.

[emily @ehoose99]

@problematicthey yeah. they aren’t real so they, like, can be cancelled.

[emily @ehoose99]

the color brown, by its composition, can’t be bright and for that i am so so grateful

[emily @ehoose99]

we as a society need to give more respect to multi variable calculus. it was a fun class and we should acknowledge that.

[emily @ehoose99]

sexy women and a commentary on the negative effects of capitalism? the grinch really has it all.

[emily @ehoose99]

i think the person i’ve got for secret santa knows that i have them, is it ethical to gaslight them to make the whole experience still fun and full of surprise for them? just like a little bit, as a treat?

[emily @ehoose99]

i wish the bible was written in modern times because i think it would be a lot funnier