It's me, Ethan

Proud @WLUalum. Founder of Social Media Group Pittsburgh (@smpgh). Work in advertising. From 🇿🇦 now based in NYC.

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Hey @jetblue, who do I have to sleep with to get Coca-Cola served on your flights instead of that rancid Pepsi 💩?

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Hey @jetblue, who do I have to sleep with to get Coca-Cola served on your flights instead of that rancid Pepsi 💩?

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@adweak quiet layoffs at Havas Lynx NY yesterday. The president held a Teams meeting for the agency where she told them you’re good, they weren’t, that’s why you’re still here. About 10 people were let go

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@The_Potanist_ @Verizon Not nearly as poor as much as you’re as a**hole

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Hey @verizon, are your NY mobile subscribers going to get today removed from their bill given that there’s no cellphone service today??

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@VerizonNews Yeah ok but are you going to remove today from our month end bills since we don’t have service today??

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@BBCNews @BBCWorld do better with your reporting. When you stay middle of the road, you get run over on both sides.

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@Mintmobile any chance you can overcome your overt discrimination against Puerto Rico and include the territory in your scroll down list at checkout??

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@NYCferry you may want to better train your staff to announce ferry arrivals and departures. I was waiting for the SB to Red Hook at E 34th and when I went to board she said it’s too late that they’re lifting the ramp and called it. The guy behind me confirmed she didn’t.

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@SenBooker Did you seriously take $800k from AIPAC ?? Disgusting. Politicians for sale. And here I thought the Democrats were better than Republicans.

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@McDonalds Ordered a McCrispy meal. It arrived and I bit into it and wondered by it was drier than Ghandi’s flip flop. $6 for a bun and a dry piece of chicken?? No tomato, no pickles, no sauce, nothing. Count your days. I can get a whole rotisserie chicken for $8.

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@DJIGlobal I recently got an iPhone 16 and this cable that connects my Mini controller to my phone no longer works. Which cable do I need to get to connect my phone and controller??

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@VerizonSupport I am traveling abroad and my iPhone was stolen but I can see they are still using the phone* are you able to lock it pls:

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Hey @TransUnion , I did NOT give you permission to distribute or sell my contact information to businesses offering personal loans. Who can I contact to get my name removed from your distribution list?

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@typeform genuinely honored that you’ve been using my photos from @unsplash but was wondering if you actually credit the photographer on any of the images you use?

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Hey @Tinder , why is there now a 2-day limit on my matches?? As in “Your match will expire in 2 days”. Is this a new feature?

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@WellsFargo heads up that there’s a text scam going around using your bank as a hook. I’m not a WF customer so I didn’t click the link but figured you should be aware.

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@merrickbank I called the number. Ira was of no use. So I called the number in the back of my card. Again, no help. I have a payment due today and no one can help me make it, so I’m missing the due date. See below for the message I get when I try access the mobile app.

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Hey @merrickbank your mobile app has been down about a week now. I’m traveling in South America and can’t check my available balance or make a payment. Any plans to rectify the issue?

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@CapitalOne can someone pls help me? I am traveling around South America and my CapitalOne credit card doesn’t work here. What’s going on? I can’t call because I don’t have roaming on my cell phone and can’t call out of Brazil. I tried Zeno chat but that was useless.