Dumpster Fire Watcher

[Dumpster Fire Watcher @ejohnson12322]

Just casually street driving a Carrera GT (Gemballa Mirage GT!!) in Chelsea on a Sunday morning. ⁦Absolute baller status. @DougDeMuro⁩

[Dumpster Fire Watcher @ejohnson12322]

Everything besides #WeirdCarTwitter is terrible now

[Dumpster Fire Watcher @ejohnson12322]

@RoadandTrack Legit would daily. I’ve NEVER said that about a van.

[Dumpster Fire Watcher @ejohnson12322]

@keithedwards Never learned how. Still has daddy issues

[Dumpster Fire Watcher @ejohnson12322]

@cunt_sloppy @BlairKamin Same for you?

[Dumpster Fire Watcher @ejohnson12322]

@chrislhayes Only do it if *they* love it. Don’t do it just because it’s “what people do these days”

[Dumpster Fire Watcher @ejohnson12322]

@Jalopnik 😂 let’s make a Subie *less* reliable!

[Dumpster Fire Watcher @ejohnson12322]

@BlairKamin Maybe we can get Banksy to deal with it

[Dumpster Fire Watcher @ejohnson12322]

@BlairKamin 100000000% this

[Dumpster Fire Watcher @ejohnson12322]

@BCBrownell Wrong. We just are the only people that care about cars at all. So we obviously want them all to be great. Average drivers just buy whatever Comsumer Reports says to buy and they use it like a vacuum cleaner. Hence why most cars keep getting more and more bland and boring

[Dumpster Fire Watcher @ejohnson12322]

@andrewquillin @BCBrownell Fair enough. I appreciate the direct engagement and look forward to this new ‘Teg!

[Dumpster Fire Watcher @ejohnson12322]

@andrewquillin @BCBrownell I agree that this is the way things have typically been done, but what about the new EV models that consistently release the top-line model first and then start marketing/producing the “mass market” version? Feels like the Type S could’ve come first if Acura wanted to do it.

[Dumpster Fire Watcher @ejohnson12322]

@Annie_Wu_22 @ReverendWarnock @choigrr @IreneHLin @Grace4NY @ASPIRE_PAC That’s great! But are we to infer that before this visit, he was going to vote for Walker?! If so, that’s insane and I want to know more about that.

[Dumpster Fire Watcher @ejohnson12322]

@SpeedSportLife @the_autopian @WatchJRGo1198 @100percentjake @HooviesGarage the powers of Wichita must assemble and fix this hooptie!

[Dumpster Fire Watcher @ejohnson12322]

@TechThrowback Oh man. Mavica was a bad time in digital camera history. Like 5 pics per disk. Oof

[Dumpster Fire Watcher @ejohnson12322]

Watched soccer for a hour this morning and immediately remembered why I don’t watch soccer. And they lost.