Erin Burns

[Erin Burns @ekburns]

Today, at the age of 36, I learned it is in fact “wheel barrow” and not “wheel barrel”.

[Erin Burns @ekburns]

@groundhopper_fc Jim’s. Angelo’s. Avoid pats and genos at all costs.

[Anon Hater @_AnonHater_]

Collin Gosselin writing a tell all?? 👀 yeah I’m reading that. Look at the fucking cover. So crazy

[eva ★ @telephonebusyyy]

roses are red,
this is a rhyme,

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

"Try to get on SVU"

–– Jalen Brunson on what's next

[Erin Burns @ekburns]

@TheGarden @colin13wong @colin13wong are you here tonight?!

[MSG @TheGarden]

FEELING LIKE A STAR! ⭐️ SOLD OUT NIGHT 1 TONIGHT ⭐️ @5SOS

[Erin Burns @ekburns]

@TMFanSupport I no longer have access to the email account linked to my account. How do I go about verifying my identity to get to my account?

[Erin Burns @ekburns]

@colin13wong @NiallOfficial Ha! @ianthebush and I will see you there

[Cons @CaptainCons]

In the last week I’ve gone from

Heat on
Heat off
Heat off windows open
A/C on
A/C off windows open
Windows closed
Windows closed heat on

[Pope Crave @ClubConcrave]

if the Popemobile wore a zucchetto how would he wear it

[Dan El Captain @Mrstanleycup]

In Philadelphia, every spot is a parking spot if you believe enough.

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

Rory McIlroy is an investor in Whoop, wears one of the company's wristbands while playing, and allows the brand to share his data periodically.

Here are some of his Masters highlights:

• 24,000+ steps on Sunday
• 91,000+ steps during the tournament

Rory's heart rate spiked to 135 BPM during his tee shot on 18, dropped to 121 BPM during his approach shot, fell further to 105 BPM during his winning putt, and then jumped back up to 150 BPM during his celebration.

His resting heart rate for the week was 47-49 BPM.

Rory says he follows a strict routine during the PGA Tour season to ensure proper rest and recovery:

• No caffeine after 2 PM
• Last meal at least 2 hours before bed
• Magnesium and theanine for sleep quality
• Blue-light-blocking glasses in the evening
• Sauana or Epsom salt bath when available
• Cool room temperature for sleep

He follows the same three-hour routine before every round: arrive at the course → warm up in the gym → eat breakfast → hit balls on the range → putting green.

Rory says he believes his focus on longevity will help him play another 10+ years at a high level, and his physiological age on Whoop is now 1.5 years younger than his actual age.

Plus, it turned out to be a pretty good investment.

Rory initially invested in Whoop in 2020 when the company was valued at $1.2 billion. While we don't know exactly how much he invested, Whoop recently raised another round at a $10.1 billion valuation.

That's an 8.4x multiple in five years.

Not bad, not bad.

[Katie @KayTeeeOh]

We created this country and we will also be the last ones standing vs the machines

[Erin Burns @ekburns]

@ianthebush @NiallOfficial @Complex Same. Plus a jumper 🤑

[No Context The Pitt @nocontextpitt]

Dr. Langdon meets Dr. Greene.

[https://t.co/Gs0rNIzoFZ]

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

ex-fucking-actly.

[4̶𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡༒ @OGsDontFold]

Does anyone else with ADHD feel calm in actual emergencies but overwhelmed by normal daily tasks like emails, forms or phone calls?

[Short Squeez @shortsqueeznews]

BREAKING: Psychologists say leaving a toxic job can repair your nervous system faster than a year of therapy.

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Millennials are the elite generation because they cranked out 12-page essays the night before they were due. No ChatGPT. No Claude. Just lo-fi beats playing in the background, Black coffee at midnight, footnotes that were somehow correct, and pure delusion. Grade was an A minus. Period.