Evan King

LIVE MAS, HATE MENOS!—“You come at the King, you best not miss.” #goheels #losBravos 🐏🧢

[Physics In History @PhysInHistory]

When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent.

-- Isaac Asimov

[Physics In History @PhysInHistory]

“Man is the most insane species. He worships an invisible God and destroys a visible Nature. Unaware that this Nature he’s destroying is this God he’s worshiping.”

-- Hubert Reeves (1932 - 2023)

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

UNC’s really good at baseball.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Charles Barkley: The way some of these immigrants are getting treated in our country right now is a travesty and a disgrace. What we're doing to some of these amazing immigrants is really unfortunate and really unfair. Immigrants built this country, and we should respect them

[Holden Culotta @Holden_Culotta]

“The bankers put Trump in to build the control grid.”

“And he’s done an A+ job of building it.”

“It’s a uniparty.”

Catherine Austin-Fitts just broke down how Trump is finishing a decades-long plan to turn America into a mass surveillance police state.

“I think Trump … was chosen by the New York Fed member bankers to get the control grid.”

“His job was to persuade.”

“There are three general baskets of what you need to do.”

“The first is programmable money.”

“The second is digital ID.”

“To do programmable money, you require digital ID.”

“And then the third is you need the hardware and the software infrastructure to do the social credit system and surveillance that you need to do those two things.”

“So you need all the data centers … but you also need a surveillance infrastructure and enforcement infrastructure to back it.”

“How do you persuade conservatives and people in the heartland to embrace building that infrastructure?”

“You say, we have election fraud, or we have an immigration problem.”

“And so we need a digital ID.”

“And we need to put together a private army called ICE with detention centers all over the country who are free to enforce without constitutional protections in violation of the law to get these hardened criminal immigrants out.”

“But in fact, it’s not to get the hardened immigrants out.”

“It’s to manage the control grid.”

@solari_the @paulbuitink

[ROGUE HOU SPORTS LLC @RogueHouSports]

Trump voters are 1 of 3 people:

(1) Rich who wanted the corporate and high earner tax breaks.

(2) White people who are poor and/or lifelong losers who want the world to burn because they are losing in life.

(3) Fake Christians whose religion is thinly veiled white supremacy.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

If we talking about drugs let’s talk about Epstein and friends drugging underage girls to rape them. Why yall don’t wanna talk about the Epstein files?

[Andrew Solender @AndrewSolender]

my takeaway from the super bowl ads is that the entire american economy is being propped up by AI, weight loss drugs, cryptocurrency and gambling

[Eric Nelson @literaryeric]

In 1933, Mussolini closed the national opera to “renovate” it. In 1934, Hitler closed the national opera house to “renovate” it. In 1935, Portuguese dictator Salazar closed the national opera house to “renovate” it. What a weird series of coincidences!

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

When we talk about authoritarianism, it’s not just Donald Trump.

Musk owns X
Bezos owns Twitch
Zuckerberg owns Instagram and Facebook
Larry Ellison controls TikTok

Billionaires increasingly control what we see, hear and read.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Jessica Tarlov just lit up Fox News with a brutal truth bomb:

Americans are marching on No Kings Day because Trump brought corruption, election denial, autocracy, and a gold-plated grift to the White House.

They blinked. She didn’t.

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Q: "Trump authorized military strikes...in the Caribbean. 20 people have been killed in six different strikes. Do you believe these strikes are legal?"

Sen. Rand Paul:" "No...These people have been blown up without us knowing their name or any evidence of a crime."

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Chris Murphy: "The VP is just not living in reality. There's no negotiations happening right now because Republicans are boycotting them. They are boycotting negotiations to reopen the govt because they are desperate to raise premiums on people in this country by 75% in order to finance their tax cut for the wealthy ... the other reason the House isn't in town right now trying to reopen the govt? Because they're about to have enough votes to pass a resolution mandating the release of the Epstein files."

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Spot-fucking-on. 🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯👇

[Emoluments Clause @Emolclause]

#BREAKING: Lawrence: ".@nytimes is LOST. The NY Times is still the greatest newspaper in America by far, and one of the greatest newspapers in the world, but tonight, the NY Times is lost. The NY Times has no idea how to cover the MADNESS of [President] Donald Trump, and so the NY Times ignores it, just as the madness of King George III had to be ignored by the London Times in 1789. The Washington press corp is lost along with the NY Times..."😳😂

[Sam Haselby @samhaselby]

This situation is entirely incompatible with democracy and all of the US's most pressing political problems result from it.

[Pablo Torre Finds Out @pablofindsout]

.@ShaneBattier on his first "players only meeting" with the Memphis Grizzlies:

"Here I am — full of righteousness, coming from Duke. ... I say, 'I've got to be honest, the veteran leadership on this team sucks.' ... And they said, 'Hey, Duke boy, shut the f* up and go sit in the corner.'"

😂😭

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

it's absolutely perfect

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

In the past 24 hours, Trump’s threatened Elon Musk, Thomas Massie, Japan, a judge in Israel, the CEO of AT&T, Jerome Powell, Canada, Thom Tillis, a Forbes reporter, Harvard, & migrants with being eaten by Burmese pythons in the Everglades, while releasing a new line of colognes.