Big mama jugs

Mama of two long haired boys, goddess to @derekixen, working stiff, lover of wine and bourbon, tickle fighter champion and former comedian/improviser.

[Derek @DerekRuffian]

When you run outta heroin

[dale_smith48 🐀 (FUCK YOUR 8 DOLLARS) @dales872]

Wow. I didn't realize there was so many pics of naked women on horses on the internet.

[Big mama jugs @ekixen]

I don't know what's freakier? Watching a scary movie or listening to my hub's poker party whilst high?

Either way, I'm freaking out!

[Punchy @DereKixen]

So, David Bowie's son's favourite piece of music was a medley of Little Drummer Boy and Peace On Earth that no one had ever sung before?

[Big mama jugs @ekixen]

My little guy is six today and he's also still sick. My Makwa, looks on the brighter side of life.

[GreenEyedVixen @jjm7479]

I'm not wearing socks & I have panties to match.

[Big mama jugs @ekixen]

If you try to snuggle next to me on a bus? You bet your stupid face I'm gonna cunt fart super loud.

[CUDDLES @CuddleYourCat]

Want proof that we evolved from apes ?

Watch people dance at a rave.

[Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve]

It's all about the Sir Wilfrid Laurier's (A Canadian tweet)

[Big mama jugs @ekixen]

Hears rustling in the attic.

Me: God! I hope that's a demon up there and not rats. Rats are impossible to get rid of.

[Punchy @DereKixen]

Maybe this'll work in Winnipeg.

[Punchy @DereKixen]

A dude at work said he'd like some nice HD quality porn, but I heard "nice aged equality porn"

[Punchy @DereKixen]

Just polished off a jumbo bag of pretzels, and salted the driveway with what was left at the bottom.

[Big mama jugs @ekixen]

Yea, I have big jugs but not porn jugs, more like I breast fed two babies for way to long jugs.

[Big mama jugs @ekixen]

Watching Star Wars VI with the kids, the scene where Luke takes Vadars helmet off.

7 y/o: his face looks like Humpty Dumpty.

[Big mama jugs @ekixen]

My kids stealth level:

Hitting my ass with a light sabre without me knowing he was there.

[Punchy @DereKixen]

Remember remember, it's time to take down the Halloween decorations.