EvanSheen

[EvanSheen @eksheen]

Dog tax btw

[EvanSheen @eksheen]

Drinking with your dog doesn’t count as drinking alone right?

[EvanSheen @eksheen]

@shawnovan_

[NASA @NASA]

We’re live on @Twitter @Periscope with coverage of #SolarEclipse2017 across America! Tune in now: https://t.co/Wbaid2DrfL

[Bryan Cranston @BryanCranston]

It felt like @realDonaldTrump read the TelePrompTer message condemning hate groups like a hostage forced to read a statement by his captors.

[Darren Schroeder @DSchroederTX]

Imagine being a WWII vet who stormed Normandy and tore down Nazi banners only to see "patriotic Americans" toting swastikas in 2017

[EvanSheen @eksheen]

Which is better?

[EvanSheen @eksheen]

Hey its #NationalLazyDay so I can be lazy today! ... just like every other day

[EvanSheen @eksheen]

Who wants to start a night club #Eclipse2017

[EvanSheen @eksheen]

Ikea furniture is like legos for adults

[EvanSheen @eksheen]

Question: Should two co workers have a long talk in the bathroom? Answer: No.

[EvanSheen @eksheen]

How to tell if you are an awkward person:
1) tweet a few tweets 2) wait a year 3) cringe when you read your old tweets

[EvanSheen @eksheen]

Current mood:

[elon mustard @nice_mustard]

dear teenage me, in the future there are 15 kinds of mtn dew & porn is free. but donald trump is president & uh, nazis are back. sorry bud

[Ashley @akaykiss]

I don't understand how it takes people forever to order at chick fil a. Your options are chicken, chicken or more chicken.

[Bill Laboon | Web3 Foundation @BillLaboon]

Well, I obviously do not understand the country I live in. At all.

[EvanSheen @eksheen]

Guys it's Halloween you know what that's means... here comes 9 weeks of eating and drinking until we need weight watchers