Erik Wicker

[Apurv Anand @apurv_anand]

@HowThingsWork_ Turning a Queen chess piece♟️♟️
The accuracy is rather satisfying

[Patrick Lyons @p_lyons_]

stephen malkmus has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

[Mac Crane @mcrane12.bsky.social @mcrane_12]

the perfect day doesn’t exi—

[parker lyons @tweetsbyparker]

i’m sorry i can’t think of a joke funnier than twitter failing to get the necessary permits to change their building signage and the police shutting it down just in time for “er” to remain

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

everyone is trying to come up with a copy of twitter when we actually want a copy of 2007-2012 niche hobby blogs with a Google RSS reader that aggregated them into one feed

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

took my son through san francisco during pride week and am appalled by what we saw. dark suits worn without ties, suit jackets worn with jeans, low-rise slim-fit chinos, dress sneakers, oxford shoes in casual outfits, polos with "business backpacks," a preponderance of tan shoes

[wint @dril]

No. Hell no. Absolutely not. Urkel does not "Get head"

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

This received a lot of attention, so I will list a few more tailoring houses that do work for women. Note: most custom tailoring houses will make stuff for women, but these are some that I've seen do more work than others. Will include some thoughts at the end on custom tailoring

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Fuck someone mentioned how all dogs go to heaven in front of my dog and now she’s stopped fearing consequences.
I saw her googling “funnest sins”.
She bought matches and lighter fluid on my Amazon account

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

not sure anything has ever summarized trump’s aesthetic better than a bathroom full of crimes with chandeliers and a tension rod shower curtain

[Skoog @Skoog]

sitting on a park bench in nyc and overheard a woman on her phone say, “so you know how emily was always talking about the environment? i kind of see it now.”

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

This scene made me think of a specific bit on I Think You Should Leave, so I put the audio under it and-