elClembo Champagne Fridays

Champagne lover, Frenchie and Goldie mum, Sparkle 👑

[Brick Turpin @brick_turpin]

@Cockneycabbie_ There are kids starving in Africa

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@ATRightMovies

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@MAFShysteria That’s a big shout. I’ll never get over the arsewipe which was Harrison (giant red flag)

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Happy National Golden Retriever Day!

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@EmslieBaxter

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The true spirit of Christmas…

[BBC News Africa @BBCAfrica]

Alex Iwobi has been spreading festive cheer in east London by opening up his own temporary shop. ⁣
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The Fulham and Nigeria star has been giving out free food, including turkeys, to local residents struggling to pay for their Christmas dinner. ⁣

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@MarkHil10062095 @FulhamFC Good luck! COYW!

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@Roya_Khatiblou Texas. Alicia’s attic

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@thisjackattack Please answer your phone

[Calcio England @CalcioEngland]

If a look could say “Bellend”, this is it

Courtesy of Mr Ruud Gullit

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@ATRightMovies Prancer!

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@buitengebieden Paula Wagcliffe

[The Good, The Bad & The Football @goodbadftblpod]

Paul Merson's story about asking out Kylie Minogue is an absolute cracker! 😂

You're not going to want to miss this one... 🤣👏

[Nicholas Mullan @NicholasMullan_]

Sat in the waiting room at the vet and a lady just came walking in and goes “oh fuck, I’ve left the dog at home” 😂😂

[Emily Hewertson 🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @emilyhewertson]

Anyone know any good lawyers? 😅😅

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@michaelmphysics It’s Ross Kemp dancing for me!

[ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋᴀʏᴛʀᴀɴᴀᴅᴀ @chaclobro]

This how Kevin McCallister was controlling them cardboard cutouts in Home Alone

[Oliver Izod @oliverizod]

Are they playing D:Ream? I hadn’t noticed

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@Lordflashh3art Couldn’t agree more! Prats

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Another day, another man picking his nose on the train, sitting next to me 🤮