El Higginbottom

Running in the shadows...

[El Higginbottom @el_higginbottom]

@AP_Teaching ❤️

[El Higginbottom @el_higginbottom]

@llewelyn20 Darling you need to write a book of this. It would be a best seller xx

[Gosia Buzzanca @gosiabuzzanca]

Happy Birthday, Sylvia

#SylviaPlath

[Oneway @OneWayMusicX]

Morrissey - The Last Of The Famous International playboys

[Miss Anthropist 2.0 @miss_anthrop75]

Genuine question.

Why did Bungle wear pyjamas for bed when he walked round bollock naked all day?

[Michael Walsh @thatbloodyMikey]

Happy 84th Birthday Cliff Richard

[Lucía Lobosvilla @LuciaLobosvilla]

Someone else said:

“Art Nouveau is when it looks made by elves.

Art Deco is when it looks made by dwarves.”

And after looking into it, I think they’re a genius and 100% correct.

[Sinner for love @RerirHerlaSigi]

@PicturesFoIder Same vibe

[Damien Robitaille @damienrobi]

PURPLE HAZE • Jimi Hendrix

[SLT Newbie @NewbieSlt]

Hi all,
Many pupils are arriving at school having had no breakfast. As tutors, you are responsible for the well-being of your class and therefore will now provide cereal and milk for each of them every morning. 9Z will continue to have black coffee and Marlboro Lights.
Thanks x

[SLT Newbie @NewbieSlt]

Hi all,
We have noticed that some classes, after writing the date, title and learning objectives, have no time to actually do any work in lessons. Therefore, we have decided that teachers should get in earlier and write it all in before the day starts. HoDs will check.
Thanks x

[Damien Robitaille @damienrobi]

WHAT IS LOVE • Haddaway

[The Sooty Show @Sootyandco]

Inspirational words from a wise sage (and onion.)

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

This obsession with drinking water at work has become a pandemic. 10 years ago you just used to have a nice cuppa in the kitchen every hour. Now you can't move for people chugging from 3 litre bottles of water that they carry everywhere. They're like fucking camels.

[Flups @TheRealFlups]

A colleague asked me on Friday why I’m not in a relationship. I responded with “because I’m old, fat, broken and fed up of narcissistic man babies. I shall die alone surrounded by cats unless Greg Davies proposes”. I suspect there’ll be no further small talk between us.

[El Higginbottom @el_higginbottom]

@JanFelicity @BrittanyFerries Darling we do xxx ❤️

[Damien Robitaille @damienrobi]

HEROES • David Bowie

[El Higginbottom @el_higginbottom]

@MrsHJT_ ❤️

[Damien Robitaille @damienrobi]

STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOU
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