El Kulm

leave her wild

[gigi @420insidejob]

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

[TimTam🍫 @CandymanTimTam]

*spits out mouthful of blood* it's gonna take more than that to kill me

Dentist: for the love of God just floss

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

“what would the founding fathers have to say abou-” you mean the guys with the leeches? any other medical decisions you wanna run by the leech guys

[Zach Pugh @ZachPugh]

Earth Day just feels sarcastic at this point

[Kyle Gehler @KyleGehler]

“once COVID is over” is starting to sound a lot like “when the Mariners make the playoffs"

[JM @panettonepapi]

There will never be a funnier President lmao

[El Kulm @el_kulm]

@kindacali_ Look up the Portugal effect!

[𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚜𝚊𝚢🛸 @_lindsayrose]

planned parenthood has been helping me for the past month determine whether the tumor in my breast is cancerous or not COMPLETELY FREE cause i don’t have insurance and i’ll never understand why someone would want to defund that amazing and extremely helpful organization

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

I love wine. I do not love wine the morning after i loved wine.

[Parker @RICHIESPORTS96]

The way you love people, reflects the way you love God.

[Matthew Clements @Matt_Logic_]

people who are amazed by stars on a clear night are my kind of people

[lili michelle لیلی @lilsmichelle]

i was taught more about how spaghetti strap tank tops were intolerable than racism

[vince. @VincuCabuntocan]

love has no boundaries

[him @loganxfarmer]

dating someone based solely on looks is so shallow. consider other things, like do they have a lot of money

[Mr. Gangnam-Frog 🐸 @WhoIsMrWeed]

Yup 🐟 🦑 🐾

[JP 🇻🇪 @Jprz1321]

Ever wish you could meet someone for the first time again and walk straight fucking past them