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[b🐝 @elabeasan]

things that my preschool students say:

[fleur @imonfleur]

you seem pretty unmotivated for a girl so competitive

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐 @JoroJrn]

i can handle alot... but God forbid there's multiple noises happening at once

[cult blood @sp0derm4nn]

tea is tea whether herbal or verbal

[ઇઉ @gowonings]

"be kinder" no po graduate na po ako

[` @crestieyy]

Pag sa raffle never napile pero sa hamon ng buhay parang ako lang tao ah

[rae @khairmujhekya]

surely me, a pro, won’t crastinate

[Kombucha Girl 🤎 @MuthoniMystic]

And for the lady, perhaps an entire week of existing without any responsibilities

[𝔩𝔲𝔰 @yungnstackin]

sometimes when i'm reaping i'm like damn wtf did i sow

[ravn @mfnravn]

i am better as a concept pls just leave me alone

[✩⋆.ೃ࿔°𝄞 سماء °｡✫彡♪𓇢𓆸 ｡･:*:･ﾟ @skyicidal]

how much does a roof cost? nothing, cuz its on the house!😂😂

why is it so hard for you to care about me

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

Ultimately I have to be brave

[ali 𑣲 @ibuprofenbarbii]

me when i mess up: u stupid bitch u just ruined ur entire life everyone hates u u can't do anything right ever

me when i succeed: okay

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

[b🐝 @elabeasan]

I asked my intern to write the class schedule on the board. The next day, favorite student came in and said:

“Why…. is this uglier?”

🫠😅

[b🐝 @elabeasan]

things that my preschool students say:

[b🐝 @elabeasan]

G2 student doing her penmanship workbook in Filipino

Student: “Teacher, do I write “Ang pangalan ko ay Bee or Ang pangalan ko ay bubuyog?”

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

You’re going to sit down and listen to the word of the lord

[b🐝 @elabeasan]

@krijami Sama!! Hindi sa concert pero sa taipei hahahahaha

[b🐝 @elabeasan]

@lhyNETTSkie hahaha taylor swift night! o 90’s-2000’s 😅

[b🐝 @elabeasan]

lf kasama sa studio dance club

[b🐝 @elabeasan]

@lhyNETTSkie Go put your dancing shoes on hahahahaha kelan ba free si anteh from olongapo

[` @crestieyy]

life update: grabe