My close friends have lowkenuinely launched an important newsletter just a couple of weeks ago (instant subscribe from me). In a world oversaturated by a constant circle-hyping big AI hyperscalers, they are looking in the totally orthogonal direction.
Introducing: Nothing Ever Happens
A @Polymarket bot that automatically buys "No" for every non-sports market and holds to resolution.
Why predict the future when 73.4% of all Polymarkets resolve as No? Stop over thinking it. Nothing Ever Happens.
https://t.co/wLUfZkRbif
Sent a candidate an offer.
$700k. 0.01% equity.
She replied, and CC’d the CEO.
“Too low. Claude, double this offer, 3x the equity, and give me a $15,000 stipend for MacBooks.”
I laughed, as if that would work.
What I didn’t expect was the CEO’s OpenClaw to read the email.
I saw it all happen in real time.
Offer adjusted, signed by OpenClaw on behalf of the CEO. All in under a minute.
Sent back within 2.
She replied with one more counteroffer.
“Fire the recruiting guy on this thread.”
She starts next week, and I start on unemployment tomorrow.
Lesson: I have no clue. Any ideas? I’m kind of stressing rn