electric fish ⚡️

[may olvera @simplagoon]

Land acknowledgment at the Spirit Halloween but for the store that was there before

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

How it feels after you calm down

[birdie :) @asifoncue]

pronouncing polycules like it’s some forgotten Greek god

[jackie 🎱 @blackgauffee]

I’m in this coco gauff shit for life idc man

[debbie 🍁🍂🍁 @thesimplejoys]

Every time I sew, I get to remember my absolute disdain for the people who destroyed Joann. I don’t want to wait 3-7 days for elastic, I want get in my car and drive to a place that has too bright lights, clutter everywhere and the sweetest ladies at the cutting table.

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

I just accidentally signed off an email to a lecturer in military history with ‘many tanks’. Hopefully he’ll think it was deliberate.

[COTM @COTM_2]

Un cine de Canadá tuvo que improvisar un póster de «Spider-Man Brand New Day» porque no les distribuyeron ninguno.

Incluye una pequeña disculpa del empleado que lo dibujó: Drake.

[adiba @780613]

just unserious

[fan @NoodleHairCR7]

JUSTICE. BUT 8 MATCHES TOO LATE.

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

A reporter asked Lamine Yamal how he handles the pressure of carrying Spain at 18. His answer: my mother had me when she was 16, that's real pressure. My father picked things off the street to bring food home, that's pressure. All I have to do is play football.

That's the whole story of who he is, and most fans only know the surface of it.

Before he was born, his teenage parents fell behind on rent. Two neighbors named Lamine and Yamal covered them, and his father vowed his son would carry both names forever. His legal name is a permanent record of a debt his family couldn't repay in money. In Arabic, the names mean "the trustworthy" and "beauty."

His parents split when he was around 5. His mother raised him in Granollers on a fast food wage. And here's the detail almost nobody knows: that job is the reason he became a footballer. Through work she met the daughter of the youth coordinator at CF La Torreta, his first club. When she worried she couldn't cover the fees, he told her that if the boy wants to play, money will never be the reason he can't.

As a kid, Lamine told his parents: if you're counting on me getting a normal job, we're in trouble. But if I become a footballer, you'll never have to worry again.

He signed with Barcelona at 7. He was right by 15.

Every goal, he flashes 304 with his fingers. The end of 08304, the postal code of Rocafonda, the neighborhood where strangers paid his family's rent before he existed. It gets credited on every goal since.

Today, at 19, he plays for the World Cup. And if he scores tonight, somewhere in the biggest broadcast on Earth, two neighbors will hear their names, and a postal code will flash on 2 billion screens.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Over the past month, New York City has welcomed the world.

From neighborhood watch parties to the stadium, we’ve celebrated the communities that make our city the global capital of the beautiful game.

Today, we close out a historic World Cup, proud of how New Yorkers showed up every step of the way.

[fan @NoodleHairCR7]

This is what happens when you reach a World Cup final with rigging

[Diego Andariego @DiegoAndariego]

¿No sienten que eliminaron a Colombia y como que se apagó el mundial?

[Marcela Quintero @Marcela252016]

Somos LATINOAMERICANOS. Nuestro deber es apoyar a nuestro último equipo LATINOAMERICANO.

VAMOS, NORUEGA!!

[vanessa @lilacvane]

norway are you ready to die for latinoamérica

[Martinalgui @MartinoliCuri]

Cómo te explico que el mejor partido de la fase de grupos quedó 0–0.

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

Watching soccer is like babysitting. Nothing happens until you look away

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

THE GREATEST COMEBACK IN NBA PLAYOFF HISTORY.

[NYC DOT @NYC_DOT]

this one’s for a certain fuzzy little fence-sitter