Natalie Bilbrey

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

[Kathleen Erickson @2016Purgina]

After an argument, I always think of awesome things I could have said.

[Melody Peavey @Averkiyk1]

The best way to make someone remember you? Borrow money from them.

[Rosario Williams @Ayslu75]

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

[Natalie Bilbrey @elependin]

If you hurt my best friend, I will make your death look like an accident.

[Laura Reynolds @malyuta76]

*4am text message* "Hey are you asleep?" - "No I'm scuba diving, what the fuck do you want?"

[Natalie Bilbrey @elependin]

He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

[Natalie Bilbrey @elependin]

That awkward moment when you show someone something really funny & they don't think it's funny at all.

[Diane Morgan @ariskin4]

If dicks had wings your mouth would be an airport.

[Lorrie Rippy @7_kolomenetsr]

I hate it when I say something funny, and then someone says it louder and gets all the credit.

[Natalie Bilbrey @elependin]

I think car horns should sound like gun shots....I bet you'll move then.

[Natalie Bilbrey @elependin]

Marriage is like a sweet romance story till you get to the lame M. Night Shyamalan twist where you realize you've been dead for years.

[Natalie Bilbrey @elependin]

I always test psychics with a knock knock joke. If they say "Who's there?" I get up and leave.

[Natalie Bilbrey @elependin]

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

[Patricia Bruton @leboshkinak]

If the shoe fits... buy it in every color.

[Natalie Bilbrey @elependin]

Looking at things you wrote or comments you made from a year ago and wondering how you could possibly be that stupid.

[Eva Lane @radiydubikovsk1]

It's not about the people who act true to your face... It's about the people who remain real behind your back.

[Helen Shumaker @GSlabkovich84]

If you ignore me, I will ignore you. If you don't start the conversation, we won't talk. If you don't put in the effort, why should I?

[Mary Stafford @96Zavgorodko]

I'd like to help you out, which way did you come in?

[Natalie Bilbrey @elependin]

Children seldom misquote you. They repeat word for word what you should not have said.

[Natalie Bilbrey @elependin]

Our Sears closed. Our Kmart closed. Our JCPenney might close. I'm running out of places to shoplift.