ଘ✧elfghourl* ੈ✩‧˚✧ଓ (she/they)

|24| jewelry designer • computer animation • too many hobbies to count • makeup artist• ✨🌱 • 🌊 • 🇩🇴• I’m always laughing at a joke I remembered

[ଘ✧elfghourl* ੈ✩‧˚✧ଓ (she/they) @elfghourl]

updated my account & profile pic so here is a lil abt me :]

Age: 23
Major: Comp. Art, Animation, Special Effects
Hobbies: gardening, arts & crafts, knitting/crocheting, musical theater & 2many other things
Fav color: Purple and yellow
Fun fact: I memorized the elements song ><

[Indie Book Spotlight @BookSpotlight]

Good morning to everyone, but especially the dictionary.

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

> anally rapes employee with industrial air compressor
> blows a four inch hole through the side of his intestine
> threatens to have him deported if he complains
> deducts surgery bills from his paycheck

idk man feels like maybe that deserves a little more than three years

[Urenna @BridgetUrenna]

A woman with Down syndrome in my village had nine children by different men. Sometimes, men would break into her room to take advantage of her because they knew she might not be able to identify or name the men who raped her. This kept happening until she eventually died while giving birth one day.

[melon @melonmelodee]

Shoutout to my boyfriend for that time when an ex friend make a backhanded comment at me with “ugh idk why I attract so many guys and even our male friends, they don’t do this to Melon!” and my man went “no offense, but it’s because they think you’re kinda easy”💀💀💀

[mel 🫀☁️ @melodaysong]

getting absolutely wrecked by this today

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Y'all think this guy was right to do this??

[mx🩵 @Emmie_exxtoo]

they hated me for this

[anju 🦌 @ANJUonIine]

i had a best friend of almost 20 years exile himself from my entire friend group last year because he was venting about having social anxiety in large crowds and we suggested that maybe he should take less bong rips in his car before walking into large crowds

[Anne 🐗🐍🦃 @GovernorAnne]

I made this tweet a year ago and it has since been screenshotted and gone mega-viral on insta and *all I’m saying* is that today I went to the zoo during member hours for the first time since the summer and there were WAY more single ladies doing hot girl walks than last year

[jay🪽 @vstolordes]

on a cutting board too, check that phone NOW.

[Miss Brooklyn🗽🪬s ü ß f o t z e 🇬🇩🇹🇹 @_ANDSTFU]

Yesterday at the grocery, a man blocked the entire aisle with his cart while looking at a shelf behind him. I said “excuse me!” He turned around a gave me a death stare. I looked at him & said “I said excuse me.” He moved his cart but continued to glare at me.

They also (1/2)

[Zito @_Zeets]

We need a PSA telling people to move out of the fucking way. I don’t understand why everyone suddenly thinks blocking paths is alright. Taking up an entire sidewalks, standing in front of stairs, walkways, and generally blocking the way. Enough.

[The Intersectional Anansesem @ElderTrinadad]

Getting on my soapbox go say AI genuinely has made work for hospitality and theme park workers a hundred times more difficult because why am I being yelled and cussed out because ChatGPT told you we had an entire land that only exists in our park IN JAPAN

[Katrina (大王）🇺🇸🇲🇽🇨🇳 @zapatas_mom]

My friend who was a hoe in his younger days has now aged out lmaooo he’s not even 40 yet, but girls 10+ years younger than him find him CREEPY.
The women his own age find him sleazy or are distrusting.
Idk who is lying to these men that they “get better with age” but it’s really not true.
What makes it worse, is he can’t figure out why!!! And it’s like bro you look and sound your age. Young women want young men !

[j @0NEMORETlME]

i hope whoever stole my package was also planning to be why for halloween

[Tadhg @TadhgHickey]

I did (against my will) and you child killing scum put me in prison for the crime of trying to get baby formula into Gaza.

[aLibraexisting @existingtoday_]

No gloves hair not done no jewelry black clutch. Its like the dress cant do all the heavy lifting

[mikey fr!? @youwantmeout]

real tears

[💗 @dumbtwttt]

What breaks my heart about Lina Medina’s story is that a man stole her childhood before she even had the chance to live it. She was only 4 to 5 years old when she became pregnant, and she was so young that her own son believed she was his sister until he turned 10.