Eli

Soon-to-be lawyer | Tottenham | Red Sox | Saints | LSU | Pelicans

[Eli @eli_thfc]

@MouraToWrexham Nice respectability politics you proto-fascist

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@dillonwpatrick1 Yeah, but it’s not like he knew he was gonna get an offer tripling his salary after deadline day. He was being obstinate, which is his right, but it’s also ours as fans of the club to be upset he screwed us over

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Richarlison is dead to me

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Richarlison is dead to me

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@TalkinYanks @MLB @RedSox Don’t look back now

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We choked fully 3 or more times and still walked off the Giants ✌️😂 this team is nuts #DirtyWater

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@ag15i How we won that game I will never know

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Patrick Sandoval is fucking batting practice, I hate every outing he gets. Tracy trying to keep him in the starting rotation is baffling and reflects poorly on his leadership

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@thechoprivate Believing ITKs in 2026 😭

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@thechoprivate I will be seated, incredible movie

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This man will make all of his doubters eat their words

[📞 @szyexcl]

dejan kulusevski is feeling good and has returned to full training at hotspur way. #thfc

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@tylermilliken_ @alexspeier Add him to the pile of guys never coming back with Casas, Anthony, and Crochet. Can we fire every member of the medical staff?

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@FabrizioRomano Fabrizio, I don’t trust a word you say at this point. You’re going to have to spend a lot of time earning my trust back. Until then, I’m disregarding every piece of transfer news you say that I don’t like, including this one

[Eli @eli_thfc]

These posts always make me laugh because it’s like a kid who stole ice cream from the store hanging around in the parking lot after and going, “Heh. They’ll never catch me.”

Except the kid also put a flashing neon sign above his head saying “COME GET ME”

[Eli @eli_thfc]

How it started:
How it’s going:

[Eli @eli_thfc]

@punishednuz End of Evangelion makes complete sense when you watch it through the lens of Anno going, “I already made the ending. You want to see what *really* happened? You asked for it.”

And EoE is glorious, but it’s not subtle about how Anno felt about the backlash to the original

[Eli @eli_thfc]

There is nothing I’m looking forward to in football more than the return of Deki. I will always believe in him, his ceiling is worth the wait, trust

[Hotspur Lane @HotspurLane]

🚨 “I think #THFC will have Dejan Kulusevski at some point in the first half of the season.” 👀🇸🇪

@GeorgeSessions via @LastWordOnSpurs

[Eli @eli_thfc]

And absolutely none of that would hit home if he didn’t look cool as fuck

[Christopher Nolan Archives @NolanAnalyst]

Careful not to misread Nolan’s message here. Agamemnon’s armor in The Odyssey is deliberately oversized and exaggerated because he represents human ego, ready to sacrifice absolutely everything for personal gain. He is Nolan’s symbol of what destroys humanity.

[Eli @eli_thfc]

@raptalksk He was totally fine too lol