Elif Çelet Özenli

Genius by birth, evil by nature and human by chance. Hard to get, but worth the effort... See for yourself --

[Türkiye Voleybol Federasyonu @TVForgtr]

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[Elif Çelet Özenli @Elifcello]

@fergonomik Az evvel kül tablasını yalamış gibi hissetmemek...?

[AllAmerican @steveffootball]

At my interview

Him - what do you make at your current job?

Mostly mistakes and few inappropriate comments

[Bat Shit Crazy @BatBatshitcrazy]

Just balanced my checkbook, time to fake my death.

[Elif Çelet Özenli @Elifcello]

Find a way or fade away...

[Elif Çelet Özenli @Elifcello]

Some people my age are a decade older than me

[TWirt @wirtersblock]

I taught my dog to make me give him treats for no reason.

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

Due to the outcome of a recent, and completely unpredictable, sporting event, I may OR may not have... misappropriated some funds, therefore, I can only afford 12 more days of February.

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

I'm in pretty decent shape for a dude who was in a serious car accident and spent the last six weeks recovering in a hospital bed. That didn't happen to me--it's just a good yardstick for the kind of shape I'm in.

[Donna McCoy @Donna_McCoy]

I can't complain, but I can whistle and that's just as annoying.

[Darlin’ Darla @Darlainky]

A costumer just said to me that my daughter and I look like twins. And I was like, "Well, we were separated at birth."

[Elif Çelet Özenli @Elifcello]

In hell people’s rooms will be covered in wallpapers of their selfies that didn’t make the cut

[Elif Çelet Özenli @Elifcello]

I decided to study psychology to prove talk is not cheap

[Tony @tsm560]

Is it true that white girls prefer odd numbers, because they can't even?

[Cathenia @oopstastik]

A pushup bra, but for your standards.

[Elif Çelet Özenli @Elifcello]

Funny how further into the future you can vividly see once you start turning ideas in your mind

[BusinessHT @BusinessHTcom]

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[Elif Çelet Özenli @Elifcello]

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