Elijah Heggernes

Huffin and a puffin in the Hufflepuff house.

[Lucas @BigSchra]

@elijahthemans

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Not even surprised. I pissed. But not surprised.

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YESSSSSSS SUCK IT!!!!!!!

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No lies or jokes, i just want to be friends with @donaldglover . He just seems like a cool guy

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What is hypnotism and why is everyone calling me Mr. Toothpaste

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@lex_erick @obseankanobi I hate you so much right now Lexi

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@obseankanobi way to rub it in ya dunce

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We made a friend today. His name is Sebastian

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@m_perra @Steele_Vortex you can run from the past Michael, but you cannot run from the truth

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@Steele_Vortex @m_perra
"he's not flying, he's biking"
This is why we hate you Michael.

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If youre happy and you know it,
then your face will surely show it
If youre happy
and you know it
Clap your hands
-anonymous

[Elijah Heggernes @elijahthemans]

@ARTPEEDO can your disfigured nose even smell anymore

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@lex_erick I hate you so much right now

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On the plus side, this graduation gown means I can be a dementor for Halloween next year

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@MaxPinkachu bro same

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@anna_bahama hey shit happens

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@AC_VC why has no one told me I've been doing the wrong arms

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@gracieooh this is the best news I've heard all day

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When youre whole world is crashing down but you want to go out looking your best

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@KluckDynasty bro, shedding a tear right now