𝓔𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓮

[𝓔𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓮 @elisecacc]

Mamma Mia! but the three potential fathers are Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May

[Fede Rodríguez @federodr]

—¿Esa rubia cuántos años tiene?
—25.
—Uh, justito. ¿Cómo se llama?
—Erling Haaland.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How i feel training older people at work

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb

[big duntles @biglunty]

if you think the ninky nonk’s got a valid mot you’re a fucking mug

[𝓛𝓿 @levirelates]

Uber driver: *drops me off at the wrong location*

Me (shy): “This is perfect”

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

Every fucking one of these documents is like

From: <███████>
To: jeevacation@ gmail. com

Subject: Crimes

I loved killing all those people with you last week. Do it again soon?

Sent From My iPad

[mana @K0ZSA]

what cyberpunk romance scenes look like

[kurodyne @ jrpgs 🐅❤️🐀 @Kurodyne]

Hulk Hogan watching the Trisha Paytas reincarnation portal close behind Ozzy

[Steady @DeanoGorton]

🤪💃🎶Go Gail

[4҉clubuse0nly @4clubuse0nly]

all he did was shave his chest and fart

[moo @southpqrk]

i had a funeral for liam

[goldie locs @endthedaydream]

Just remembered this video of Liam clapping for healthcare workers during 2020 i’m cracking tf up

[flapjack horseman 🍉 @urfavoritefrend]

morning news from my mother

[riley @lvrgirlnextdoor]

vaping when ur bald must be so crazy like omg i’m hitting this vape and i’m bald

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

What if trump got shot in the belt buckle and his pants fell down and he was thick as fuck and his shit was jiggling with hella recoil… just a thought

[chloé 🌺🐐♦️ @chlortisokay]

nice, can't wait for the semis :)

[Jacob @Jsize18]

Bit strange that he's friends with a drink