🌴❄️ Für Elise

Steal a little and they throw you in jail
Steal a lot and they make you king
-Bob Dylan

[🌴❄️ Für Elise @elisecampbell]

@kpetrus67 Kim, thinking of you! I am so sorry. Sending my very best wishes for a speedy recovery for your beloved. I’m dming you my email and phone.

[🌴❄️ Für Elise @elisecampbell]

Hey, beloved Twitter peeps. I finally can’t stand it.
I’m elisemcampbell on threads. I hope we find one another there. We went through a whole effin lot together, and I value you. 💚
@barbaraot @jsaxattax @ash43co @rebaberk @kpetrus67 @JimDrumheller @stevenfrey44

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

Tommy Tuberville is Hamas’ favorite Senator.

[🌴❄️ Für Elise @elisecampbell]

@DodgerBlue1958 Can’t like this post. This is fucking aggravating!

[Axel Folio, PhD, White Tears Distiller 🪁 @ISASaxonists]

Some people think about the Roman Empire but I think about food geography daily.

Without the Incan Empire we wouldn't have ketchup and fries. Think about that.

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

“I have to go home now, Toad. There is something that I must do.” Frog hurried home.

[Steven Beschloss @StevenBeschloss]

You know the cancer is deep in the body politic when the republicans exploit murderous Hamas attacks on a major U.S. ally to condemn Pres. Biden. Sickening.

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

Stop waiting for Tuberville to “back down. Change the Senate rules and confirm them all next week.

[🌴❄️ Für Elise @elisecampbell]

@an_leavy 🤣🤣🤣

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[🌴❄️ Für Elise @elisecampbell]

@an_leavy Thought bubbles

“How long do I need to listen to this blowhard🤔?”

And

“We deserve a beer.”

And

“I am NEVER taking a class with this ahole”

[🌴❄️ Für Elise @elisecampbell]

@an_leavy You can hear the “Well, actually” coming right out of his mouth. 🤦‍♀️

[🌴❄️ Für Elise @elisecampbell]

@stevenfrey44 @JimDrumheller 🤣💯

[Walter Pincus @walterpincus]

I argue again, Senate Leader Schumer should keep the Senate in all night and from 7 pm to 9 am carry on military confirmation votes. Let us see how long Sen. Tuberville keeps objecting and his GOP colleagues put up with his showboating.

[David Frum @davidfrum]

An American citizen and US government contractor acknowledges that he personally sabotaged a military operation of a US ally.

[🌴❄️ Für Elise @elisecampbell]

@Rschooley 🤣👍

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Whether it’s Ron DeSantis refusing to meet with Joe Biden, or Joe Biden being unable to meet with Ron DeSantis because of Ron DeSantis‘s refusal to meet with him, there’s plenty of partisanship on both sides

[🌴❄️ Für Elise @elisecampbell]

@rebaberk @JimDrumheller @barbaraot @jsaxattax @ash43co @kpetrus67 @AKMarkB @stevenfrey44 I have to say that most people wonder whether his name refers to the Guinness Book of World Records. Really‽
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[🌴❄️ Für Elise @elisecampbell]

Hey, Twitter friends! Here's Guinness, our new pup, a mini bernedoodle. He's adorable, and after our first night together, I'm pooped. (picked him up in snowy SLC yesterday)
@barbaraot @jsaxattax @ash43co @kpetrus67 @rebaberk @JimDrumheller @AKMarkB @stevenfrey44

[🌴❄️ Für Elise @elisecampbell]

@JimDrumheller @barbaraot @rebaberk @jsaxattax @ash43co @kpetrus67 @AKMarkB @stevenfrey44 Barb knows what a large enthusiastic fan Guinness is of people. Whom he thinks of as his fellow humans. 🤣

[🌴❄️ Für Elise @elisecampbell]

@stevenfrey44 @rebaberk @JimDrumheller @barbaraot @jsaxattax @ash43co @kpetrus67 @AKMarkB Hoping you and yours have avoided too much contact with Idalia!
Have a lovely weekend, Steven.

And Barb is right, it absolutely poured here overnight!