eLiza augustine

a flair for the dramatics with no volume control

[eLiza augustine @eliza_augustine]

big world, lotta smells

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Late August angst and a pointless night

[eLiza augustine @eliza_augustine]

@RealBinyaminov

[Santa Decides @SantaDecides]

Us men are simple

Just like centuries ago, we see spear.
We want spear.

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

why does my stomach hurt? don’t say it’s my morning 12 oz coffee and breakfast spaghetti

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Shamrock shakes for my real friends. Real rock shakes for my sham friends

[eLiza augustine @eliza_augustine]

@girlpowertbh Say Nothing by Patrick Radden Keefe

[Xander Sanders @itsyourboyzan]

At places you can pronounce, drinking things you can afford, playing a game I’m not even remotely close to good at.

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

i'll find you in every lifetime (threat)

[Chris Udalla @Cudalla]

I’m the worlds fakest eagles fan today I can’t even spell philadollfeeya I just want justice

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

mainly i want the eagles to win the super bowl because we would get an absolutely bonkers and perfect episode of abbott elementary out of it

[Getlucky @Getlucky12341]

By age 26 you should have:

• Built a rocket
• Fought a mummy
• Climbed up the eiffel tower
• Discovered something that doesn't exist
• Given a monkey a shower

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Stick season is technically a Christmas song

[eLiza augustine @eliza_augustine]

All I want for Christmas is a @NoahKahan holiday album 👀🎄

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Sums it up

[pete @seegerism]

me when my google maps ETA goes up 2 minutes: ah well. so much in this life is beyond my control 🤷‍♂️😌

ne when my google maps ETA goes down 2 minutes: no doubt due to my unprecedented skill behind the wheel

[Jenni @hashjenni]

I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT

[Lis Schendel Misses the Pac-12 @lis_ashlee]

FUCK YOUR BEANS AND TOAST 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🫘🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅✨🇺🇸🦅

[keegan @Keegan59992745]

Starting to get the idea that Kendrick and Drake are not on good terms at the moment

[Katherine Krueger @kath_krueger]

i cannot emphasize enough how, if i came into possession of The One Ring, i would not fall prey to its evil power. i would use it for good and have no issues

[Calamity Lily @Ebcjpg1]

Sorry I took so long in the bathroom I was going though your cabinet